by bigmanjorge December 27, 2022
Get the Goddess of Pop mug.In Scandinavian countries, to legally become an adult here you have to pass a trial associated with one of the gods. Three common ones are:
1.Every town square has a model of Thor’s hammer. If one boy or two girls are able to carry it around the square, they pass Thor’s Trial and become Disciples of Thor. They are successful as everything from coal miners to cannon fodder on the battlefield.
2.If you’re able to defeat the village elder in a game of intellect, like chess, you pass Odin’s Trial. Some of the hipper elders accept games like Starcraft and Magic the Gathering. The Disciples of Odin are often thought to all be nerds, but actually they have significant numbers of geeks as well.
3.If you pass one of the other trials by cheating, and it’s later admitted or discovered, you pass Loki’s Trial. The Disciples of Loki often go on to become successful businessmen and politicians, which ensures we don’t get laughed at for having really stupid people making terrible deals.
1.Every town square has a model of Thor’s hammer. If one boy or two girls are able to carry it around the square, they pass Thor’s Trial and become Disciples of Thor. They are successful as everything from coal miners to cannon fodder on the battlefield.
2.If you’re able to defeat the village elder in a game of intellect, like chess, you pass Odin’s Trial. Some of the hipper elders accept games like Starcraft and Magic the Gathering. The Disciples of Odin are often thought to all be nerds, but actually they have significant numbers of geeks as well.
3.If you pass one of the other trials by cheating, and it’s later admitted or discovered, you pass Loki’s Trial. The Disciples of Loki often go on to become successful businessmen and politicians, which ensures we don’t get laughed at for having really stupid people making terrible deals.
"I passed the Trial of the Gods."
"By cheating!"
"That's a valid way of passing."
"Why?"
"Because it shows I cheat well."
"Is that good?"
"If you can lift Thor's hammer, sure you can lift a hammer. But if you can make people think you can, you can make them think anything."
"Are either of those things as important as chess skills though?"
"By cheating!"
"That's a valid way of passing."
"Why?"
"Because it shows I cheat well."
"Is that good?"
"If you can lift Thor's hammer, sure you can lift a hammer. But if you can make people think you can, you can make them think anything."
"Are either of those things as important as chess skills though?"
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(To the tune of Que Sera, Sera)
When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother what would I be?
Would I be U-C or would I be King's,
Here's what she said to me...
Wash your mouth out son,
Go fetch you father's gun,
And shoot all the godless scum,
KCL, C-L.
KCL, C-L,
Whatever will be, will be.
We shat on the LSE,
KCL, C-L.
(To the tune of Que Sera, Sera)
When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother what would I be?
Would I be U-C or would I be King's,
Here's what she said to me...
Wash your mouth out son,
Go fetch you father's gun,
And shoot all the godless scum,
KCL, C-L.
KCL, C-L,
Whatever will be, will be.
We shat on the LSE,
KCL, C-L.
by Captain Fabio October 21, 2008
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This woman therefore possesses some uncommon spiritual element that cannot be solidly defined but is clearly present.
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A woman so catastrophically intoxicating and devastatingly beautiful, that the only title you can afford said woman without disrespecting her is that of a Goddess.
This woman therefore possesses some uncommon spiritual element that cannot be solidly defined but is clearly present.
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A woman so catastrophically intoxicating and devastatingly beautiful, that the only title you can afford said woman without disrespecting her is that of a Goddess.
I adore the Goddess Haseena not for the way she danced with my angels, but for, the sound of her name could silence my demons.
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