goatee

What the kids in those pictures are trying to grow.

Kids in the pictures: Dude, look at this goatee I grew...shit took me a week to grow. I'm gonna post a pic of it on urbandictionary.

Me: You call that a goatee? Really? I guess you have a little hair on your chin...but really?

by jeffreykittens May 16, 2007

goiter

an inflammation of the thyroid glands causing a funny-ass balloon thing on people's necks

When the goiter was busted, the juice fed the land.

Macr 9: 27-29

by Noble Knicht April 7, 2003

Cheese Grater

A "Cheese Grater" is someone of incredibly low inteligence. The term Cheese Grater comes from the belief that all inteligent people start with a base I.Q. Like cheese (you start with so much), and these imbeciles come along and shred every precious point from you; simmilarly to how one grates a cheese block.

Teacher: Melissa, explain to me the importance of Planck's Constant.

Melissa: What did you say? Are you talking to me? Cause, um like I'm in the middle of texting some important people , duh.

T: Melissa you stupid cheese grater, get out.

M: But I didn't do anything

by LetMyThoughtsBeMine July 13, 2016

Grater Wipe

When you have ass blasted and your bung hole is absolutely wiped raw from rough toilet paper and feels like your cleaning your ass with a cheese grater.

Leroy's ass was raw from the grater wipes.

by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2017

GOager

GOager; A name for someone who is at utmost poggers. Usually used for guys.

Random dude on the street: "The way GOager leaps off of rooftops and flips backwards to face the camera before falling into a headfirst dive is just full of the exaggerated swagger of a black teen."
Miles: "k"

by GOager November 27, 2020

Gater Day

March 15:
A day where Gaters everywhere praise Gater the CANT-play-hide-and-seek-dog
Like hell it’s My birthday PRAISE ME MORTALS OR ELSE I SHALL DOOM SARAH

Jeff: hey today’s Gater Day!
Sarah: what’s that?
Jeff: it’s a day where you celebrate Gater.
Sarah: and who’s that and why the hell should we celebrate it?
Jeff: just search it up on urban dictionary..

by Gater himself- May 23, 2021

Cooter Grater

noun <koo-tur gray-tur> A person, typically a woman of extra large pizza stature, who likes to have photos taken of herself cocking a leg up the side of a tree thus creating the illusion that she is grating her disgusting crotch on the bark of said tree.

That big old girl is one nasty Cooter Grater...she's going to kill that tree with her coot scrapings.

by MagicConch333 July 24, 2009