Throat Gogurt

Male ejaculate. Very similar to throat yogurt, but for on-the-go!

Husband: "Hey honey, you want some Throat Gogurt to snack on while we drive?"
Wife: "Yes."

by Katow-Jo May 27, 2009

Gogurt

When a guy fills his foreskin with yogurt, making it into a living Gogurt. Making a snack for a girl, while also requiring her to both suck and pull to get it all out.

I couldn’t get my girl to blow me, until I made her a Gogurt. Bitches love Gogurt.

by tak7871 July 27, 2019

Gogurt Legs

Teenager's version of cellulite.
When teen girls think they have cellulite but are only developing Gogurt legs...Just being self conscious.

Girl, "Gosh, i'm so fat and the back of my legs have so much cellulite."

Mom, "NO. Your 14 year old legs are Gogurt Legs. I have 2% fat cottage cheese cellulite on my 42 year old legs."

by AMAZINGCHICHA! April 5, 2010

gogurt

A yogurt that can only be consumed by squeezing it through a tube on a skateboard.

Yo doodz dis Gogurt is xtreme.

by Source August 7, 2003

Gogurtting

When a girl puts her mouth on the tip of a dick, and strokes the dick until it cums, similar to getting the yogurt out of a Gogurt.

Guy 1: what happened with you and that girl last night?
Guy 2: she was gogurtting me

by a camel August 14, 2015

The Gogurt Method

When you freeze a Gogurt, cut a small hole in the top and use it as a dildo. When it heats up enough and the Gogurt comes out, you are done, because it nutted in you.

Did you hear what that Grant kid did the other night.

Yeah, The Gogurt Method with a whole box!
Was it one at a time or the whole box at once?
That Grant probably did one at a time, but who knows with a kid like that.

by Clamarco's Papachino September 25, 2019

Salty gogurt

When you’re having sex and you finish in a condom then squeeze the nut out of the condom into her mouth.

Yo bro, I pulled the salty gogurt on her last night

by Brooks5467 February 11, 2022