1. Term used to describe an unfortunate genetic disorder which renders a male with inadequately sized anatomy.
2. a tiny dick; an itty bitty weeny
3. DAMN!
2. a tiny dick; an itty bitty weeny
3. DAMN!
This poor boy has the worst case of the Gerkin Syndrome I've ever seen.
The disappointment on her face said it all, "Not the Gerkin Syndrome again".
His Gerkin Syndrome was so bad that he couldn't even measure up to Barbie's boyfriend, Ken.
The disappointment on her face said it all, "Not the Gerkin Syndrome again".
His Gerkin Syndrome was so bad that he couldn't even measure up to Barbie's boyfriend, Ken.
by Burl & Mode July 7, 2010
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Gerpin'
• Gerping
• gerpington
• Gerping Nub
• gerpino
• geraint
• Gerkin
• GORPING
• Gurpin
• Gerlin
What it's called when you go for a walk, and need to go to the bathroom, so you walk quickly, and in a weird way, the entire 2km home.
Wheres Adrian? I thought he said he'd be right back?
No he was going real fast in the opposite direction, I bet he was gelping.
No he was going real fast in the opposite direction, I bet he was gelping.
by kimhush June 15, 2009
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Get the Gurpin mug.by gotabentley March 29, 2010
Get the Gertin mug.Meat Seat refers to a mans lap, namely is erect penis which is ripe for the gurpin. Gurpin refers to any sexual act you can perform while in the sitting position. Gurpin can also be done with clothes on. (see ex.)
1. Yea that girl was crazy about riding my meat seat all night, she gurped it up.
2. Did you see that stripper at the bar last night? She was giving out free Gurps for any Meat Seat that was willing.
3. Her specialty is Meat Seat Gurpin.
2. Did you see that stripper at the bar last night? She was giving out free Gurps for any Meat Seat that was willing.
3. Her specialty is Meat Seat Gurpin.
by Chief B. Chiefn April 27, 2010
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The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.
The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.
Gerk me, Gerk me with your giant pickle!
After gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.
After gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.
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