gerbil

1. n. A small rodent that has been domesticated and is now widely found in the classrooms of elementary school-aged children.

2. n. A young girl who likes older men. These girls will woo the men with their large eyes and pouty faces. Opposite of a cougar. The man dating this girl could be known as a dingo.

1. Jenna's 2nd grade class just got a gerbil name Mr. Snuggles.
2. DAYUM. That gurl be a gerbil all the way holmes!

by ISABEAST April 13, 2009

Gerbilism

The type of crappy journalism that results in urban myths such as "Richard Gere stuffed a gerbil up his ass."

I read blogs, but more an more they seem to practice gerbilism rather than serious journalism.

by bukowsky December 17, 2008

Germalian

Someone who's race/ethnicity half German half Italian.

We were talking about Ethnicity in school today and I exsplained how i'm half German and half Italian, makeing me a Germalian.

by Hollyy' MaliBu March 16, 2011

Germalian

a mix between a German and Italian.

Shut up, Germalian.

by tocolover March 1, 2011

Gerbil Juice

The slurry that is produced from inserting a gerbil into ones' rectum.

"John's ass was leaking gerbil juice all over the carpet after he tried smuggling a couple of gerbils in his prison pocket. "

by Sir Blumpkin February 23, 2015

gerbilhead

A semi retarded male with a bad haircut and questionable morals.

Oh great.... Gerbilhead Mike is here...

by Burnie Lomax December 25, 2015

Germite

Someone who is stinky and really irrelevant.

Hey! Do you know that guy named Teddy? He is a Germite and still thinks he's cool.

by 231x July 25, 2018