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Get the Gerber-free mug.(Noun) referring to a patriotic American full of German blood, order and conduct. Will call out all who are not abiding by the American standard of what should be 'Murica.
If one is not being truly 'Murican the "Germurican" will absolutely call you out.
If one is not being truly 'Murican the "Germurican" will absolutely call you out.
Girl- "my autocorrect won't spell out 'Murica. It keeps wanting to say 'my rica', wth!"
German American- "that's pretty unMurican of you. I'm reporting you."
Girl- "kinda like The Gestapo police? Reporting all who don't abide by 'Murican standards"
German American- "Germurica" (insert eagle/ American flag photo here)
German American- "that's pretty unMurican of you. I'm reporting you."
Girl- "kinda like The Gestapo police? Reporting all who don't abide by 'Murican standards"
German American- "Germurica" (insert eagle/ American flag photo here)
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Get the Germurica mug.Pronounced ger-mer-fl-er-ben , it is an extremely slurred pronunciation of "gamer friend". It is a gender-neutral version of girlfriend/boyfriend, and denotes that nothing really goes on during time together that doesn't involve gaming (be it board games like DnD or videogames).
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"hey ma im gonna hang out with my Geermerflerben today; he just got a new gaming setup and im gonna break it in", or "Sorry guys but me and my Geermerflerben gotta skip out of the raid on Mogu'shan Vaults"
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