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National Geographic Moment

When someone takes an unusually looooooooong amount of time trying to take a picture of nature in attemps to take a National Geographic-worthy image.
Mother: WHAT are you doing? You've been standing there with your camera for like 20 minutes!

Father: I'm trying to take a good picture of this really neat-looking spider. But I'm having a bit of trouble capturing the dew drops on the web with this camera. I wish I had a better lens.

Kid: UGH! Not another National Geographic Moment!
by Ranger Debbie June 28, 2010
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geographicinism

The act of knowing all places on Earth and making it as your long password for your porn account.
Steve-"Hey what country is that?"
Thomas-"You don't know your geographicinism man?"

"HOLY CRAP how long is that password, must be geographicinism."
by Smegums April 8, 2015
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Geographical nonce

A geographical nonce is a person who is Sexually aroused/attracted to historical figures when they were children who discovered new countries or is aroused small size countries
Rayman: I have to admit I'm a geographical nonce

Essah: ayo what?

Rayhan: nah fam you're mad
by Mufti Olatunji May 16, 2021
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geographica.xyz

a based server ran by Edvio and Hostadam
Person 1: Have you ever played on geographica.xyz?
Person 2: No why would I?
by shradinx March 4, 2022
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national geographic effect

The desensitizing effect of seeing brown skinned women naked in the magazine. Naked black chicks do nothing for you compared to blonds.
Yeah, she might be cute to some guy but it's like I've seen her before. It's the National Geographic Effect, man.
by fadingtoblack October 14, 2012
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Geographically Convenient

Wanting to do/go something/somewhere based on how close it is it to.

This can apply to things from getting food from upstairs to being friend depending on your location.
'I dont really like Bob, but because he lives next door and is geographically convient, i go to his house a lot when i'm bored.'

'yesterday i went to Kmart instead of whole foods because its only 2 blocks away and i dont have to drive. its pretty geographically convenient'
by Correctspeeling January 30, 2010
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Geographic Bachelor

A man who is married, and travels for work a lot and claims he's bachelor while traveling away from home.

A man who works away from home alot, and never sees his family. And claims he is single while traveling and is away from his spouse.
I'm a Geographic Bachelor, meet me in houston.
by The prey June 5, 2010
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