geofail

Inability to purchase something in one region or country when is clearly available in another.

Those new Nike kicks in the UK aren't for sale in Australia, what a geofail.

by pezpact September 10, 2012

geofucked

In oppressive states / states with surreal performance rights (like Germany, China, Syria) videos on YouTube often get blocked. If a video is blocked for you because of your IP adress, it is geofucked.

"Hey, have you seen that Gangnam Style video?"
"Nope, it's geofucked in germany."

by alreadyBeingUsed January 18, 2013

Get/Got Geoffed

When you're pranking someone, or they make a mistake, or something negative happened to them. They just got geoffed.

Person 1: *Click's link and leads to a site you wouldn't wanna know*
Person 2: Get geoffed!
Person 3: Man just got geoffed!
Get/Got Geoffed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by GeoffStans December 2, 2020

Geoffrey

The best giraffe in the world.

A: Why were you at Toys R Us?!
B: To see Geoffrey! Duh!

by geoff perch July 16, 2008

Geoshitties

A stupid fricking website "hosting" service which doesn't allow site visitors to download more than about 2 files at a time because if they try to, then it will instead show a page that says some crap about exceeded allocated data-transfer or sh*t like that, and if you try Save Target As, then browser just acts like it is having a 404 error or whatever.

I tried visiting a site on GeoCities, but after I downloaded 2 files, it just said: "The web site you are trying to access has exceeded its allocated data transfer. Visit our help area for more information. Access to this site will be restored within an hour. Please try again later," and refused to let me download any more files. Then I screamed at my computer.

by Kuroneko Kuukan December 2, 2003

Geosnatch

Comes from Geocaching, where geocoins are listed on the site and are supposed to be moved around and logged. Geosnatching refers to taking the coins for one's collection and not logging it.

Man!, We gotta go to town to go geosnatch that bitch up!

by Thesickness091402 May 20, 2009

Geoffrey

Geoffrey is a rare one to say the least. People are often confused when they see it written down on paper. It is the highest form of the name. Geoffrey is a gentle giant, he means no harm, but when something or someone makes him upset or angry, it's best to steer clear. At the times when he is calm and collected he is one of the best people to be around. He has amazing leadership skills. He is also very stubborn, and will not stop until he gets something done, for if he really puts his mind to it, there's nothing he can't achieve. There are many sides to Geoffrey, only to be discovered by new friends, and enemies.

Guy1:Hey did you scratch Geoffreys car?
Guy2:Yeah, but it was an accident, is it that bad?
Guy1:Uhh, yeah. I'd go somewhere else if I were you.
Guy2:Good idea, bye.

by Jazzy Jambalaya June 18, 2018