Geetered

A condition that appears when one is high as hell on Methamphetamine.It usually peaks after being high and awake for two or more days. Much like OCD but drug induced the subject will become intensly focused on tasks such as cleaning, organizing and reorganizing their belongings, "fixing things" that are not broken,and masterbating to pornography.Sometimes these tasks will take place simultaneously and continue for days. The geetered party will move around quickly from project to project in a back and forth jerky motion much like a chicken pecking in a barnyard sometimes talking to themselves or making strange clucking/whistling noises. The condtion is not permanent and can be reversed with a nap, a meal and a few days rest.

You can always tell when my neighbor Ray Ray is geetered. He wears a head lamp and a tool belt with a propane torch, tools, a copy of hustler and a bottle of sex lube in it around the house.

by Rock Cystianson January 31, 2009

Cringe Geezer

A white person who tries desperately hard to be funny but ends up being cringy af.

Bobi: "L0L dude why did you do that it's not even funny you Cringe Geezer!"

Adam: "Lol Joe, CringeGeezerXD!"

by hakz_1 February 26, 2018

p-getter

One who gets pussy often. A pussy-getter.

Last night you were a true p-getter. You brought home two Asian girls.

David Beckham, Michael Phelps, Lance Armstrong, Tiger Woods.

by Marcus Bunny July 6, 2008

brexit geezer

A true brexit geezer is a loveable old british chap. He has a lovely wife Susan, two beautiful children, one who he calls his beautiful little princess , and the next goat of football, george.

He owns a vintage Bugatti with top speeds second to none.He enjoys eating a delicious all english breakfast and a quick pint at the renowned establishment "Toby's" before taking little george to football.

He then goes and guzzles down a plate of "chippy" after a little bit o'banter after the 38:0 loss.

after this, he plops his voluptuous, juicy ahh at the local pride for some good ol' pie before heading home to his beloved Susan's lovely home cooked meal!

and to finish his day off, he plops down his, again, very juicy and voluptuous ahh, down at the local pub for a cup of pint with the lads and then retires for the day to his fortress of dreams.

James really is a true brexit geezer innit?

by goofy ahh mf December 26, 2022

Lovely Lovely Geezer

Started by the lovely lovely geezers of Millwall. The term is now used through out the London firms. The "L.L.G" phenomenon has been used as far north as Everton and as far south as an unknown location in France. To be a "L.L.G" you must look the part, designer clobber, baker boy style hat. You must have a wink and smile that can make the lovelyest of birds melt and the naughtyest of blokes want to back hand you for being a "flash cunt". You must be willing to be on film and/or be able to direct/edit and post "L.L.G" video on internet. The "L.L.G" term has been used by legends and vagrants alike. Many have and will try to make it "their" term and they will not succeed.

"oi you see that geezer flipping halal burgers?"

"ya why?"

"hes vermin, lets give him a slap"

"nar mate cant do hes a lovely lovely geezer"

by LLG youth February 19, 2010

Geezer Pellet

The little bit of doody a senior citizen leaves on the toilet seat after they leave the bathroom.

Yuck...when I went into the bathroom I noticed Grandpa left a geezer pellet on the toilet seat.

by Wyldfox March 14, 2009

Bucket Getter

Noun : The name give to the best player ever to touch a basketball. To get buckets , and to get them at the same time. The act of Bucket Getting.

Nick : " I wish I was a Bucket Getter !"

by Augie Stanley September 27, 2012