Band Geeks 

1. The most awesome people you will ever come across in your school. They always seem to have the most fun because of their extreme coolness.

2. Have more drama than 90210, The sexiest, dumbest, CRAZIEST ppl you will ever meet in your life. But thats why you love us. :D

3. When they all get together as a group, they have the loudest lunch tables, the craziest inside jokes, and under all of that, they are all one ginormous family.

P- "Omg, those ppl are SUCH Band Geeks!"
K- "Yahhh but thats why you love them."

Psh bitch, Im a Band Geek. Be jealous, be verrrrryyyy jealous.

Band Geeks by BandGeek :D February 8, 2009

Circle Jerk For Geeks 

Short Form: CJ4G

Relating to Hockey Blogs, bloggers and commenters, who are focused on the use of advanced statistics in their analysis of players, often disregarding the fact that hockey is a team sport and cannot always be explained through a reliance on advanced statistics that focus on individual performance.

A Circle Jerk For Geeks blog is when those who are focused on these statistics (aka, "stats heads") beef each other up and pat themselves on the back for being elite hockey fans because they "understand" advanced stats and use them as a crutch.

Examples of content on a Circle Jerk for Geeks:

"his corsi fenwik dickfinity numbers are lower therefore his value to the blue line is objectively different as his shot percentage will not be sustainable in the long term"

Circle Jerk For Geeks by boobies4eva August 16, 2011

band geeks 

Some of the most amazing individuals that can be found in a school. They do not mind spending vast quantities of time together, or being out in ridiculous weather conditions for the sake of the marching band's show. In a group, they are a force to be reckoned with for causing great amounts of disruption and entertainment.

The band geeks made a duct tape ball that weighed over one hundred pounds, just because they got bored during summer band.

band geeks by AriG November 8, 2005

Drama Geeks 

Thee coolest people you will ever meet in your school. They are very loud, random, and often break out in song. They have many inside jokes and know a lot of things other people would never figure out. They often rely on eachother and thing of themselves as there own little family.

"You guys are such Drama Geeks"
"Yea, that's why people love us"

Drama Geeks by Drama_geek1 February 14, 2010

Band Geeks 

The title of what is almost unanimously agreed to be the best episode of the Nicktoons show Spongebob Squarepants.

Squidward wants to form a band in Bikini Bottom so that he can win against his rival, Squilliam, at the "Bubble Bowl." Squidward calls together various residents of Bikini Bottom to perform, hoping to make them good at playing instruments. But through some of the funniest and most memorable shenanigans the show has to offer, the band ends up fighting, and all seems lost. But then on the day of the Bubble Bowl, the band shapes up and puts on perhaps the greatest song performance in cartoon history. Featuring the song "Sweet Victory" by Van Halen, the band is able to succeed, and Squidward is able to come out on top against his rival in the end.

Many fans consider this to be the absolute best episode of the show for its humor, memorable lines, jokes, and most of all, that kick-ass music number at the end. And it truly is amongst the show's best episodes in my opinion.

Memorable lines from "Band Geeks":

"Whoever's the owner of the white Sudan, you left your lights on."

"No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument... Horse radish isn't an instrument either."

*After Squidward plays his clarinet* "Uh yes, we're here from the pet hospital, and we understand you have a dying animal on the premises."

"People talk loud when they want to act smart, right? -*Plankton* CORRECT!"

"It's the sweeeet, sweeeeet victory, yeah!"

Band Geeks by WTF123 December 2, 2014

chav-geeks 

Chavs are the stupid twats of the real world

Chav-geeks (NOT real geeks) are the stupid twats of the cyber world.

Both groups think their better than anyone who isn't the same as them. Both groups are made up of mindless clones who only ever speak, type their own language then run out of brainpower after two sentences and just hit someone (chav) or copy some code their cybe mate told them to give someone a virus (chav-geek).

Like I say chav-geeks aren't real real geeks coz real geeks actually know stuff.

=-k049: fdsj004 f-or w-e0r -4 f0- efkfdkosr@@fdj0e m8?

Fred: I'm sorry?

=-k049: Ha ha popr=9959 0fkjk--0993 a n00b!!!!

chav-geeks by Progratron September 7, 2005

king of the geeks

The ultimate "nerd" or "geek". Not isolated to people with limited/poor social skills but also includes those with inflated senses of self-worth which thinly mask their deep self-loathing.

King of the Geeks has both positive and negative connotation.

Positive: Leader of Sport Fantasy League who understands all of the acronyms or "leader" of a super geeky group of people. These types are harmless and fun to laugh at/with.

Negative: Unsophisticated, inarticulate, unnattractive douchebags who invariably have a permanent "chip" on their shoulder and play out their life's frustrations on unsespecting innocent targets.

King of the Geeks (positive):

Jeff: "Dude, my fantasy baseball team is DESTROYING yours! I lead the league in BA, RBI's, OBP, OPS and SLG!!!! YESSS!!!!!

King of the Geeks (negative):

Candace is an unfortunately an eye sore whose outward offense is only matched by her inward void of a cavernous chill. She lacks intelligence, motivation, a sense of humor or any other redeemable quality. Oh and she's a total BITCH to everyone and complains incessantly.

king of the geeks by cridicus arelius August 12, 2009