goopencracker

A person who licks windows, but isn't technically retarded.

Timmy, you are such a goopencracker.

by Mufasa Winkerbean August 8, 2008

grope

to feel, fondle, caress, or otherwise touch with seeming or actual sexual intent

She said she was mad because some pervert tried to grope her at the dance.

by Light Joker December 28, 2005

Gropenfuhrer

Nickname given by cartoonist Gary Trudeau to Arnold Schwarzenegger, Governor of California.

Gropenfuhrer, what is your policy for recovering California's Economy?

by JonathanChance December 4, 2003

grope and run

when you touch a person sexually (often breasts or genitalia) and run. Usually done in public places when no one is looking.

The student saw the girl sleeping in a chair in the BYU library, looked around, saw no one there, and went for the grope and run.

by BYUstudent July 25, 2010

grope box

A grope box is an enclosed box that is typically crafted from wood. It can be vertical or horizontal. It has several openings along its sides and front. Some grope boxes have handcuffs & ankle shackles attached to prevent the person from pulling away. They are unable to prevent being fondled. Both of these factors heighten pleasure for a person inside, because it enables them to enjoy pleasurable touching from multiple anonymous people without guilt. Some say inside the grope box is humiliating, which many submissive individuals find pleasurable.

See that smokin-hot blonde? Man, I would love to get her in a grope box!

by Kink & Poly August 13, 2019

Gropeapotamus

Unpleasant, groping fat old man. Often found pretending to be President.

Donald Trump is the biggest Gropeapotamus on earth.

by Andy Willard March 17, 2017

Pope Grope

The act of a male catholic clergy member giving underwater handjobs at the beach (to the delight of passer-byes). Please see the Honolulu Handshake for origin and variant.

Dave won't shut up about the amazing Pope Grope he got last weekend.

by asp9465 November 6, 2016