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nerd goffles

sexy hipster glasses, commonly worn by attractive australian females.
OMG! her nerd goffles are so sexy!
by goffle wearer September 11, 2011
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gifflegup

A stank, vile substance left over from gay sexual intercourse. It is usually sticky, and contains, of course, male ejaculate, fecies, and saliva. It is usually found in pubic areas around the genitals and anus. It can be viscous, or runny. If left to dry, it is impossible to get out of pubic hair easily.
Jason went to the bathroom after having sex to clean the gifflegup from his pubic hair. His lover, Joe, also had to clean gifflegup from his anus.
by Shane December 28, 2003
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GBFF

Heather is my GBFF while Kasey is my BBFF (Boy Best Friend Forever)
by 'Do June 26, 2007
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gaffled

That dude totally got gaffled, he can't even walk straight any more.
by zap22 August 31, 2005
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Gaffle

1. To get over on "The System" or "The Man".

2. To undercut

3. To lie for a cause
1. They trippin' at Target! I lost the receipt for this broke ass clock radio, so Im'ma have ta' bust a gaffle by buying the same clock and returning this old one the next day using the new receipt.

2.These niggas think they can gaffle my ass by payin me for only 8 hours when I worked 11... So, I just gaffled they asses back by fillin' out 2 time cards!

3. President Bush tried to gaffle America by associating Iraq with the war on terror... That fool knows it's all about the mutha fuckin' oil he can grease his pockets with!
by Herm aka: Dangle May 9, 2004
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Gaffles

Ghetto waffles.

Ingredients:
• 3 cups all-purpose flour
• 1 tablespoon salt
• 2 eggs from da co’na’ sto’ (just pull two eggs from the carton and run.)
• 1 cup of minced collard greens
• 1 cup of two week old milk
• 1/4 cup of grape soda
• 1/4 cup of malt liquor
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
Ex1:
"Mmm, mmm! Goddamn them gaffles are good!"

Ex2:
Mama sprinkled crystal dust on the gaffles.

Ex2:
Server: "And what would you like with your Kool-Aid, sir?"
Eddie: "Give me a plate of them gaffles with hasbrowns."
by Chef Boy-In-Da-Hood August 7, 2011
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gaffle

This crack I bought in the tenderloin is gaffle -- I was sold a piece of aspirin.
by Urban Browser January 12, 2005
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