Gastroplastectomy

A surgical procedure in which a section of Plexiglass is inserted onto one's abdomen, allowing one to see out while one's head is up one's ass.

Jesus, Bob is a walking cluster fuck. We need to get him a gastroplastectomy for Christmas.

by TheJohnykat July 15, 2011

Gastrodon

"The Slug pokemon. It uses moves like Body slam and Muddy Water. It comes in 2 forms, west side(pink) and east(blue) side. West-side is known to be more gangsta and will fuck your shit up. "

Bill: Yeah I just caught a Gastrodon!
*Gastrodon massacres Bill*
*Gastrodon takes Bill's wallet*
GG.

by Georgerous February 27, 2016

gastropube

A hair in your food that is too curly for contemplation.

Blair, don't look now but I think your street food's arrived with a free gastropube thrown in.

by alphamunki November 5, 2017

Gastropog

when a gastropod like species pogs or makes a similar expression

"yo that snail is gastropogging."

by The_Gay_Witch February 25, 2021

gastrophotisterol

When your heart fills up with pee. Invented by Robert Benfer on the podcast Chaos Pony for the segment "Robert Invents a Word."

Doctor: You probably have gastrophotisterol. I think I hear pee in there.

by captain_e May 20, 2011

Gastropod

A morbidly obese person. Coined by Monty Burns to describe a 300lb Homer Simpson.

"Smithers, who is this Gastropod?"

by John Violence October 17, 2008

Gastrosexual

Men who use their culinary skills to impress their friends and potential love interests.

Brian's in the kitchen with the girls showing off his new blender. He's such a Gastrosexual

by Gigantor919 August 21, 2008