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Granito

to blatantly take one person's work and reproduce it for monetary gains without giving credit to the original creator of said work.

Look up Rob Granito Is A Fraud on Facebook, ALmost 3000 people and growing!
Man, I saw your work at the convention, some other dude was selling it!

You've been granito'd!
by Monkeyb0y April 14, 2011
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granite surfing

The act of snowboarding on slightly iced roads by tying a rope to a moving car and holding onto that rope as you try to stay on the snowboard.
Scottie: The roads just froze over, you wanna go granite surfing later tonight?
Mack: Sounds good, lemme go get the car.
by StuckInChantilly February 18, 2011
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garnished

Like served pwned or owned only in the extreme. Derives from the act of hiding garnish in ones clothes as a prank
Dude, is that lettuce in your pocket? You just got garnished.
by Matt March 25, 2005
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Granita

Younger hipper alternative for women that don't want to be called grandma
Can you believe mum wants to us to call her granita. Let's roll with it. Wonder if it will stick
by Lintodavo September 23, 2016
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Garnet Valley

a suburban school full of middle/upper-middle class kids. The girls hoard brand names like a chi rat collects joints. The boys like to act like tough lax bros, but we all know they're scared of the dark, and girls (see: wangster). Known for football and a kick-ass extra curriculars.
Rob: Yo man, wanna hit up GRun?
Wiggz: Nah, gotta promote my shitty white-boy rap remix.
Emma: Not another!
Rob: Dude, you have more covers than Emma has Abercrombie tees.

You know what would be funny? to drop off these Garnet Valley badboys in the middle of West Philly.
by garnetvalley August 17, 2011
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Garnik

Garnik is the most wide guy existing, he's very handsome and every boy immediately falls in love with him just by looking at his face. He's a great pilot and will recreate 9/11 with you, so romantic! If you see him don't hesitate and go ask him out ASAP! If your name isn't Felix he will almost guaranteed say yes! But watch out, don't look at him too long because he will run up to you and hit you to the moon and you will be talking to the moon like Bruno Mars.
Aaron: OMG! is that Garnik?!
Felix: Yes, he's so handsome and hot, he almost looks like The Rock!
Aaron: Damn, I'm too nervous to ask him out!
Felix: Don't worry, he only rejects me...
by caye!!!!!!! March 8, 2022
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gannit

A gannit is someone who snacks all the time or eats a large meal but wants seconds, then thirds and so on.
Someone who's eyes are bigger than their belly. An inoffensive playful term.
"Gina, you're such a gannit! Stop eating frozen chips!"
by Parmaviolets May 28, 2014
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