Garnik

Garnik is the most wide guy existing, he's very handsome and every boy immediately falls in love with him just by looking at his face. He's a great pilot and will recreate 9/11 with you, so romantic! If you see him don't hesitate and go ask him out ASAP! If your name isn't Felix he will almost guaranteed say yes! But watch out, don't look at him too long because he will run up to you and hit you to the moon and you will be talking to the moon like Bruno Mars.

Aaron: OMG! is that Garnik?!
Felix: Yes, he's so handsome and hot, he almost looks like The Rock!
Aaron: Damn, I'm too nervous to ask him out!
Felix: Don't worry, he only rejects me...

by caye!!!!!!! March 08, 2022