by myoin July 23, 2021

by myoin July 23, 2021

When a FIT girl has an ugly face you put a bag on over her head and gaffer it up with gaffer tape to ensure one does not come to displeasure while fucking a fir bird due to the sight of her face.
Boy 1: See tat girl,
Boy 2: Yea, her face a bit ugly tho
Boy 1: gaffer it up, one time, i dont buisness.
Boy 2: Yea, her face a bit ugly tho
Boy 1: gaffer it up, one time, i dont buisness.
by FantaMan-BRAHHHHH February 22, 2009

gaffer, i’ve never heard gaffer before.
by gfofzaynfrom1d April 4, 2021

Emma: me mam and dad are away this weekend
Sarah: let’s have a gaffer
Emma: yeah I’ll get a few naggins
Sarah: let’s have a gaffer
Emma: yeah I’ll get a few naggins
by Notthewoodenspoonma November 6, 2019

by Yo gurl kato 🤙🏻🤙🏻 June 15, 2018

Gaffer: a boss or team leader
Dazzle: to impress and misdirect
To mystify and impress one’s superiors to believe you are performing important and difficult work, only to be slacking off and enjoying some relaxation at the office.
Dazzle: to impress and misdirect
To mystify and impress one’s superiors to believe you are performing important and difficult work, only to be slacking off and enjoying some relaxation at the office.
Coworker: “wow, the boss was really impressed with the financial reports that were auto generating on your computer when he walked past”
You: “Na, it’s just the screen saver I put on while I’m sitting on the shitter wasting company time. I can do a quality gaffer dazzle”
You: “Na, it’s just the screen saver I put on while I’m sitting on the shitter wasting company time. I can do a quality gaffer dazzle”
by Hackpwn April 9, 2022
