Pump Granny

An older Lady used to hype up product for a company.

Man 1: “Did you see the Pump Granny at the Xbox Event?”
Man 2 : “Yeah, there were loads of Pump Grannies! I bet even my Grandma will buy an Xbox now!”

by The Mayon January 25, 2022

pump granny

A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.

Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!

by Sonny Nugent January 25, 2022

Grandpa in his bunker

Vladolf Putler is a Lebensraum-hogging megalomaniac who has isolated himself from reality into his bunker. He has surrounded himself with weak yes-men who conform this sociopath's delusional thoughts such as a nuke-horny midget named Medvedev. When Vlad's mission inevitably fails, this former office rat certainly doesn't kill himself like his Aryan counterpart Adolf Hitler did, no way, he doesn't have balls for it, someone else has to do this pest control job, regarding his cronies as well.

Sufferings and deaths just continue in Ukraine, but the grandpa in his bunker doesn't care because his own ass isn't in danger, yet...

by O. W. Tongueincheek May 28, 2023

Grand Gaming Indeed

Grand Gaming Indeed (AKA GGI) Is a clan or group based mostly of LGBT players that play video games together. We are continuously trying to grow and spread awareness of the LGBT community, and help young kids get the courage to speak out and not feel that they should hide their feelings. The clan is currently growing on Fortnite and Rocket League and its founded by ST128.

Hey D. Did you see that Grand Gaming Indeed clan? I am thinking about joining them. It would be nice to have someone to talk to since i cant talk to anyone in my family about my feelings.

by wouldntyouliketoknow8686 January 2, 2020

Matthew Gray Gubler

This man is the sweetest yet hottest man to walk the earth. He has ruined the chance for anyone to find love because all we want is him. He is a skinny, mix matched socked sexy beast and I’m in love.

This is Matthew Gray Gubler’s world and we’re all living in it.

by oliviagublerreid October 10, 2020

Grammar Panther

Someone who supports correct grammar for better communication and less misunderstandings. Usually more laid back than a Grammar Nazi. Includes using correct grammar for ebonics and colloquialisms. Many times a grammar panther may correct by example instead of putting someone on blast.

(internet big-shot): you aint noe who your messin wit. im all ova this errbody noe me. there my people.

(rapping grammar panther): You don't know who you're messin' wit'. Cause obviously, you cain't match my wit. So step back and take a seat. This is a spelling match and you're already beat.

(big-shot): A man you ain't gotta go their. You know my school was busted.

(panther): You're right, I ain't had to go there, my bad.

by coldheart7 March 9, 2013

Thuggizzle Make The Grade

A program under the Thuggizzle Cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist Thuggizzle. Thuggizzle make the grade is a program that recognizes kids who are making straight A's A&B's and kids who are improving their grades. Thuggizzle rewards them by giving them season passes to theme parks around the city of San Antonio, Texas

Thuggizzle Make The Grade helps motivate kids to keep their grades up.

by urban savage March 21, 2019