Gooseing

The action of attempting breach on an unsuspecting anus with the use of digit(s).

Haughey made fast for the crest of the stairwell through fear of one of the boys gooseing his exposed arsehole.

by ricky diamond February 2, 2017

Goose

Geese are strange, mysterious animals with white fluffy feathers and orange beaks. The make wierd and annoying sounds that make people run away. Geese are also the best animals in the world and come under the definition of “slayer”. Geese always slay and their sexy honk make them slay even more.

Wow that goose is a slayer

by S L A Y E R November 21, 2019

goosed it

Flapped it, chicken out, goosed it.

He was going to moon the bitch next door but he goosed it

by lolwoman July 4, 2007

Goose

Australian slang for a clown, a fuckwit.

The bloke who owned this guitar before was a real goose. He fucked the tremolo up by tuning the guitar by turning the screws on the claw.

by drploppy August 6, 2020

goosing it

To frolic around acting silly. Possibly touching an erected or flacid member.

Look at those guys goosing it, they are slapping Brad's penis. That looks fun. I want to goose it.

One time I was goosing it, and I got expelled from Chadwick for sexual harrassment.

by Brian and John July 24, 2008

Goose

Goose
/go͞os/
verb
1.
To awkwardly walk away from a conversation you no longer want to engage in.

"This girl started to talk about marriage, so I had to goose."

"Me and Nikki met this creepy dude we couldn’t handle him, so we double goosed."

by Sofizzle May 24, 2014

The Goose

When you insert your thumb and pinky into the vagina and pat/rub the clit with your three remaining fingers.

I Gave her the Goose.

by Ruby Wan-Kanoobie December 24, 2007