Gooftleman

The perfect man... he is the perfect amount of goofy mixed with the perfect amount of gentleman. Very rare breed.

Guuurl oof u needa get u a gooftleman

by Gurlygirl12 November 12, 2019

glokty

An figure that holds power over another power that uses their white privilege to control another person's speech under them.

My dad's boss Mr Cobaselic told my Dad he cant speak, he is really being a real glokty.

by Sir Kevin Block September 14, 2020

glootte

Glootte is a black cat usually depicted with a pacifier

“Hey did you see glootte today”
“No thats retarded”

by cobsi June 11, 2021

gooftastic

Gooftastic is a positive word made to combat the negative energy radiating from its antonym “goofy”.

“Hey bro, you’re looking gooftastic today!”
“Thanks, man! This word is so awesome and so much more positive than the word goofy.”

by jo4fs24 December 18, 2021

globtrop

The noise you're poop makes when it exits the anus and smacks it's meaty and girthy brown goodness all on the floor

Dude, did you hear how gnarly my globtrop was in math class?

by The Globstoppers February 28, 2022

Tool Gloat

In woodworker's terminology: to Gloat is to be overly excited about a bargain used tool purchase, or wanting to brag and show off a recently acquired product. To put "Gloat" in your thread title, this is a modest means of warning warning others that they may get jealous over your new tool.

"This is my first tool Gloat" (The poster then shows a picture of a several hundred dollar machine they bought on Craigslist for 80% off the closest resale price)

by SM Creeker March 19, 2009

poutso glyftes

Someone who likes to gorf.

You are one big poutso glyftes

by Alekos Yamoshestos November 27, 2013