GILF

Grandma I'd Like to Fuck. Similar to MILF.

Dude your grandmas a GILF!
Yeah but her vagina hangs like a wizards sleeve.

by yo soy July 16, 2007

GILF

As of August 29, 2008, (the day the previously little-known Alaska Governor Sarah Palin was announced as John McCain's running mate) it also stands for Governors I'd Like to Fuck.

Now the presumptive 2008 Republican vice-presidential nominee, Alaska Governor Sarah Louise Heath Palin has decisively displaced Canadian-born Michigan governor and former Hollywood starlet-wannabe Jennifer Granholm as America's premiere GILF.

by MotownSingleGuy October 18, 2008

Gilf

Guy I'd Like (To) Fuck

Tina: Brad is one hot GILF!
Jim: TOTALLY!
John: Jim, you're gay!

by One111 March 1, 2009

gilf

Grandfather I'd like to fuck.

When a young girl sees an older attractive man an has a desire to be 'schooled.'

"He might be old, but at least he knows how to tickle my God damned G-spot."

by The GILF in Ransomville November 28, 2004

Gilf

Young looking Grandma and Grandpa that I would like to fuck

Shes a Gilf..I would smash

by Mahogany Rose May 26, 2018

GILF

Ginger I'd like to fuck.

Asian: "Look at him! Look at him! Look at him! Look at him! *points at ginger*"

Jack in the box man: "Dayummm, he's a GILF!"

Ginger: "GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS!!!!!!!!"

by Feisty Asian April 21, 2010

GILF

Geek I'd like to fuck.

Melonie always talks about fixing floppies, handling hard drives, and interfacing the mother board...she is such a gilf.

by TomBrown February 23, 2011