funkalingus

of, or having to do with having funky oral pleasure, taking part in oral pleasure in the vaguest of manners. Created by JP Bradley in his complete ossimness and glory praise be to him.

This food is almost as good as the funkalingus jake gave me last night.

by JPBRADLEYTHEOSSIM March 9, 2010

fungalitis

when you die before pulling any bitches but you also have foot fungus

maia: hey sofia do you have fungalitis
sofia: ya bro i get no bitches and my foot is nasty as fuck bruh

by fartlicker69 May 18, 2022

Fungaland

A newly found cult of cannibalists that specialise In growing fungus. The whereabouts of the headquarters are unknown and the fungish mortal enemy is the cult bungaland.

Person 1: I have fungus

Person 2: you should go to fungaland

by Fungishpeople101 August 21, 2020

Funchal

Capital city of Madeira, an epic island.

Person 1: Funchal is awesome!
Person 2: Great minds think alike!

by BritishRage.uk October 11, 2012

Fungal Postage

The presentation of a mushroom stamp by some asshole in a suit or a bmw.

At the board meeting Mr. Worthington gave that intern major fungal postage.

Dude why did you tell Mr Hamilton I was late yesterday. Watch out for some serious fungal postage.

by Nicholas Breedlove April 19, 2008

Fungaloo

The drops of water or liquid excrement that splash on to your butt when you take a poop

I had to wipe my buttcheeks today because i was hit by a fungaloo

by jettma31 June 21, 2011

Skiddy funhole

The term skiddy refers to the skidding of someone's own pants, shorts, skirt, or in this case; a tu-tu. It is not the most enjoyable thing because of the simple fact of never ending comments. The term funhole mostly refers to the opening on a woman's body in which she can have "fun" with. This can be very useful for many activities in everyday life(giggity)

Holy shit she skidded her pants again and now she's in the bathroom rubbing it on her funhole. Ahhhhhhh skiddy funhole.

by e-burb November 4, 2008