Filthy Fernando

After you are done taking a wicked awful shit, you omit the wiping step. You proceed to stick your index finger into your ass crack, then finger paint a mexican-like facial hair style onto said victim

"That crazy bitch was into all sorts of crazy shit! She even wanted me to give her a filthy fernando!"

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 1, 2010

Filthy seagull

A sex act where when the man is about to ejactulate he climbs on top of a wardrobe (or other piece of furniture) and shoots his load over his partner from a great height while making a "pakaah pakaah" noise similar to a seagull. Coined in Newquay July 2008.

I was being noshed off by your mum last night and just for shits and giggles I decided to perform a Filthy seagull and got her right in the eye.

by cockneydevil August 15, 2008

filthy kara

where a girl sits on a guys face and fingers his asshole

Zach-God my anus hurts
Dale-Why, what happened?
Zach-My girlfriend fingered my asshole and sat on my face
Dale-Haha a filthy kara, why did you let her do that?
Zach-I like little fingers in my ass
Dale-You're fu**ed up haha

by LaSala July 20, 2009

Fulham Pound

A £2 coin. The smallest unit of change carried by a Fulham resident.

Alex: This homeless guy in Fulham just asked me for change!

Person 2: Did you help him out?

Alex: Haha, as if I had anything smaller than a Fulham Pound.

Person 2: Dude, it's January...

Alex: Haha, I hate the poor. Rah.

by Iain1285 October 28, 2010

FUITH

Acronym internet: F*cked up in the head.
1: Someone's comment or behavior is insane to the point of mental impairment
2: Being mentally off-balance

Did you hear about Tom Cruise's couch-jumping stunt on Oprah? Man, that dude's FUITH.

by BlinkyStardust July 19, 2005

Filthy Sensei

The Filthy Sensei is the act of ejaculating a fu manchu onto your partners face then exclaming "My Kung Fu is Best!"

Bryan surprised his girlfriend by giving her a filthy sensei, to which she responded, "Your training is complete, young grasshopper"

by Bunny452 December 4, 2011

Filthy Snowblower

The act of blowing cocaine into someone's anus with a straw, and then snorting it back out.

"I did the filthy snowblower with a stripper the other day. They don't make water hot enough to scald the shame away."

by J-Unit138 October 21, 2012