An event involving several IT System or Hardware failures in a short period of time. Usually marked by a several-million to one chance of occurance.

Will usually produce trembles, tremors and nervous ticks in upper level IT managers.

We lost a load balancer and two servers today! It was a total fucktastrophe!

fucktastrophe by seevo315 April 13, 2011

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sucktastic

Description of something that has achieved a new and ultimate level of sucking, such that there is almost something fantastic about it. Also see: craptacular, pukeriffic

Bobby: How did your school picture turn out?

Johnny: Sucktastic.

Bobby: That's 'cause you're an uggo.

sucktastic by Bunifa Latifah Halifa Sharifah Jackson September 5, 2003

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Fucktardicle

A theoretical sub-atomic particle that can enter the human brain and causes one to become a fucking retard.

People are driving like morons today, must be a high level of fucktardicles in the air.

Fucktardicle by Glitchi February 5, 2010