One who sees neither the positive nor the negative in a situation, but would rather just fuck everything.
Person 1 (Pessimist) : "This glass is half empty.."
Person 2 (Optimist) : "No, the glass is half full!"
Person 3 (Fuckamist) : "What a sexy glass, I want to fuck it."
Person 2 (Optimist) : "No, the glass is half full!"
Person 3 (Fuckamist) : "What a sexy glass, I want to fuck it."
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Usually someone who looks after a Manchild in a relationship, cares for every aspect for their life and supports them in every way, shape or form. Without said Manchild doing anything because they enjoy being coddled and having shit handed to them without having to work for it.
More often than not, the woman's partner does not have their shit together and is often immature and an unlikeable asshole. Usually plays Warhammer and has bad BO.
More often than not, the woman's partner does not have their shit together and is often immature and an unlikeable asshole. Usually plays Warhammer and has bad BO.
"My sister is so and so's Fuckmommy because he can't be fucked working and she's so desperate for a boyfriend she won't tell him to get his shit together"
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A girlfriend with an absurdly high sex-drive, which initally seems great, but then you realise it's far higher than yours and you can barely keep-up, you can't sleep, you've no energy, you feel like death and STILL SHE WANTS MORE
A girlfriend with an absurdly high sex-drive, which initally seems great, but then you realise it's far higher than yours and you can barely keep-up, you can't sleep, you've no energy, you feel like death and STILL SHE WANTS MORE
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"I can't believe that Chuck took a screenshot of me sucking my nipples on cam and sent it to my new bf. I am gonna be more careful with my fuckmestuff in future!" sighed Lily.
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Instead of going to law school, I plan on getting my law degree through fuckmosis by screwing my attorney. A few shots of tequila is cheaper than 3 years of tuition.
Bob: After banging my doctor, do you think fuckmosis certifies me to do brain surgery?
Todd: Fuck yes!
Tiffany: Are you certified to do my taxes?
Ashley: Yes... one whole week of screwing my CPA makes more qualified than anyone else with a degree.
Bob: After banging my doctor, do you think fuckmosis certifies me to do brain surgery?
Todd: Fuck yes!
Tiffany: Are you certified to do my taxes?
Ashley: Yes... one whole week of screwing my CPA makes more qualified than anyone else with a degree.
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