national titty fuck day

Is January 14. This is a day where people world wide are titty fucking

dude we gotta get together on Jan. 14

i cant im hanging with my girl

dude thats stupid

nahh its not, it national titty fuck day

by MegTaylor December 11, 2007

National fuck day

National fuck day is on the 2nd of August, This is celebrated by couples around the world by well having sex.. t02/08/12 8 is for the woman's breasts and the 2 is for a penis. National fuck day is celebrated by europians

It's National Fuck day today, lets fuck!

by Heavily world August 2, 2016

National Fuck Day

8/6 (August Sex)

This is a day celebrating variety in sex partners, and just going for it.

Remember:

"If you're with someone new, you know what to do!"

This is also a great day to try skydiving, pearl diving, bottle spinning, or just anything you have always wanted to do but just haven't yet.

My hopeful fuck buddy was ready to call it a night, but I said, "Why don't you come on over to my place instead? It's national fuck day!!"

by Jovanzi January 6, 2012

fuckdad

a shitty parent, a dad who abuses of his kids, an idiotic dad...

he cudn't go out tonite cuz his fuckdad didn't want him to go out with us

by bbmak June 26, 2005

fuckdad

exclamation often heard when a person is reminded of a father that never cared for his family, a father that placed money above his children

"I hear that Dad might be dying. How does that make you feel?"

"Fuckdad!"

by Jenny_the_babe January 16, 2006

fuckdar

When you walk into a bar, restraunt, store etc and make eye contact with a person of the opposite sex and immediately know you're going to fuck that person

Hey Sarah see the guy in the red shirt? fuckdar just went off like crazy

by mauigurl49 June 4, 2014

Fuckdad

A guy with kids who acts like a dickhead & uses women for sex.

Aaron’s such a fuckdad. Found out he was seeing 3 other women!

Joe’s a fuckdad. Saw him in tinder after he said he we were exclusive.
Found a Shane on multiple dating sites. What a fuckdad!

by Ecee83fit May 7, 2020