fummel

when you're too lazy to say FML out loud.

Dude, my parents grounded me for a whole week so I cant go to the OneRepublic concert. Fummel.

by teehee<3&hearts June 21, 2011

Frumper

One who humps fat women.

Dude Harry is totally a frumper now, because he banged that whale last night.

by Q Cash Money May 15, 2013

strapeing the frumpet

posh word for wanking

I bet lady die died while strapeping the frumpet

by poosoap April 13, 2005

frumped

to be unfriended or dumped by a friend

joe unceremoniously frumped jim after jim hit on joes girl

by ionbomb June 3, 2015

Frumpert

A midget from Australia

Person 1: are you seeing anyone?

Person 2: yeah, he's a frumpert

Person 1: unlucky comrade

by SuckMyNoodle May 19, 2016

Frumped

Adjective: Severely lacking in function

Verb 1: To defeat, or triumph over, usually in a humiliating way.

Verb 2: To loaf or stroll around.

Adjective:

"I spilled water on my computer, and now it is all frumped up!"

Verb 1:

"I played Mark in Smash Bros. yesterday, and totally frumped all over him. I almost felt bad."
"I frumped up Maria yesterday in tennis, but she's never played before."

Verb 2:

Person 1: "What did you do in downtown Chicago yesterday?"
Person 2: "I went to eat, looked at the Sears tower, and just frumped around the rest of the day."

by Frumpis January 30, 2021

Frammering

The act of receiving oral sex while selling your call option.

My girlfriend was mad when she realized I was frammering with her sister.

by Stu Pitt1 January 11, 2022