If You Give a Dumbfuck a Frito

A children’s book written and illustrated by Brewstew Films about giving a rat a Frito and a whole bunch of shit and losing your wife and house

If You Give a Dumbfuck a Frito

by Ziblicksom32 July 27, 2023

Make like Frito's and dip

A horribly cheesy way to exclaim your intentions to leave.
Typically used by hot girls to make themselves seem funny/cuter. Can be used in conjunction with slang to boost the lol-factor. The cheesier the better.

1: "Hey guys lets make like frito's and dip"

2: "Aye doo, we gon make like fritos an dip yo."

3: "What it do homeslice ima make like frito's and dip."

by SZfiftyfour July 16, 2011

Fritos

Possibly the greatest substance on the face of the earth.

Fritos are corn chips, made by Frito-Lay, INC.

Ingredients: whole corn, corn oil, and salt. (not including the various flavored Fritos)

Apparently, Fritos are some nutritious sons-of-bitches, too.

..and these motherfuckers are guaranteed fresh, unless the packaging says otherwise.

Steve: Goddamnit, Fred, have you ever had Fritos?

Fred: Holy shit, man, those motherfuckers are delicious.

by dillan lol January 16, 2009

frito bandito

the nickname for anyone who "bandito's your fritos"

Crap, the frito bandito finished off my chili cheese chips

by Stormin' Mormon July 14, 2006

Corn Fritter

When you are eating you're girlfriend's ass and she farts on your tongue.

"man you're breath stinks!" yeah I know, Mellissa gave me a Corn Fritter.

by booyah kid January 17, 2006

Fritterness

Used to let it be know that you wake up in the morning and piss excellence.

Scott: "Hey HOMO, you can't climb that mountain!"
Jeremy: "WOOOOW. Yes I can, I have fritterness.

by FixIns June 13, 2010

Fritoes

When someone neglects cutting their toenails for so long, their length and color resemble Fritos.

For someone who maintains such a well-groomed appearance, she was shocked to see his fritoes when he took off his socks.

by Mr. Met 1974 November 1, 2009