FRIENDFAIL

When you are let down by a friend.

Sebastian: (something really funny)

...

Sebastian: am i here?

Samantha: dang, i stepped away.

...

Sebastian: am i here? you were supposed to laugh hysterically.
Samantha: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sebastian: FRIENDFAIL

by withsebastian April 19, 2009

Friendfag

A person (fag) who collects friends, a friend fag often spends long hours going through lists of people to add on facebook, myspace etc... The greatest excitement a friendfag gets is eveytime they reach a milestone.

friendfag: ohhh im at 497 now, almost at 500, ohh icant wait!

by weychambers June 10, 2009

friendfucked

When you get friends with two people that doesn't know each other and then who becomes friend and leaves you lonely.

I got friendfucked today when Sophie and Greg got lunch together.

by TheOnlyVeon November 12, 2012

Friendfatuated

Being so inexplicably drawn to a friend that it blurs the line of what is reasonable of a platonic relationship.

I'm so friendfatuated, that I check my email every two minutes from him while my husband's sitting next to me.

by wwleaderamy March 21, 2010

friendage

The mutual relationship between friends that want to stay very close to one another until death do they part; marriage vows for your friends.

Friend: We shall become friends forever! Friendage

by YourAverageAsian December 11, 2015

Friendcest

When a huge group of friends (guys and girls) can’t keep it in their pants and they just all Hook up with each other. If you interrupt the cycle, you WILL be shamed.

Chad: Bro after the game last night I got blasted off my Juul and hooked up with Becky

Brad: Bro I hooked up with her too

Chad: bro it’s friendcest

by Felicialangly January 26, 2019

friendbae

A friendbae is someone who wants to be with yu but they have a bf already

Ay I’m taken so u my friendbae for now

by Trappinassnicca September 19, 2020