noun:

A person who experiences emotions of both positive and negative valence (or indifference) toward another, yet engages in frequent contact with the other due to conditions of common acquaintance, convenience, and/or loneliness.

Girl: Oh, is Jon your friend?

Guy: Kind of... we are not really that close, but he always hangs out with my friend, Paul. I guess we are "friendbivalent."

friendbivalent by Dangold April 19, 2009

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friendasaur

The ugly fat girl (ie Land Monster) that is inevitably best friends with a group of attractive females, or sometimes, the attractive female you are trying to have intercourse with. Like an NFL lineman, she will do anything she can to prevent you from attaining your goal. More often than not, the only way to get past this seemingly unpenetrable defense is to have a friend (prefereably a land monster slayer), hook up with the friendasaur. Much like a soldier in combat, one loyal slayer must jump on this perverbial grenade for the benefit of the whole battalion.

Guy #1: I really want to take Lauren home tonight, but you gotta help me out with that friendasaur next to her.
Guy #2: Buy me 3 more whiskey shots and I'll slay her good.

friendasaur by James "Weenah" Carter June 27, 2006

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friendbait

-friends that you add on a site like Facebook and MySpace just so you can have more friends

You added Joe! Do u even kno him? No he's just friendbait

friendbait by Joe1010101 April 27, 2010

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friendaversary

The aniversary of being friends with a person.

NOTE: This only works if you remember the exact date you met

Rosalie: Ohmigosh!!!
Alice: What???
Rosalie: What day is it??
Alice: The nineth, why?
Rosalie: It's our friendaversary!!! We have known eachother for one year today!!!!

friendaversary by Pointeshoejen May 9, 2009

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