Freezy Paralysis

The condition resulting from consumption of a freezy (or popsicle or other frozen goodness) in which one become incapable of doing anything but eating said frozen treat.

One is essentially paralyzed until the treat has been consumed.

Mike: Hey dude, can pass me the carpet samples?

Justin: Nah dude, I've got the Freezy Paralysis. You'll have to wait until I regain the use of my hands.

by J-coups August 5, 2010

freezy pops

semi-precious stones

You can't afford the ice, so you got mad freezy pops.

by cat November 25, 2003

Freezie

A Male or female someone you conversate with or someone that gives you dough (money), tricks on you but not your girlfriend or boyfriend

Yo Joe is my new freezie

by S.dot December 23, 2003

freezie folly

n. a person with more than one unit of currency.

"That's the most colourful freezie folly I've ever seen!"

by Rich December 8, 2004

Italian Chocolate Freezie

The act of having nutella licked off of your nuts while having your nipples rubbed with ice cubes.

Guy 1: What's the craziest thing you've ever done in bed?
Guy 2: My girl performed an Italian Chocolate Freezie on me last night.

by heyitsthomas2013 May 18, 2014

cow cream freezies

ice cream

Ignatious - "wilbur, its such a sweltering day out i fear that our cow cream freezies might soon turn to poop!"

wilbur " that sounds pooper darn!"

by threetards July 7, 2010

freezie pop bitches

People that will do anything on a hot day for something cold Vs. Hot coffee bitches, people that will do anything on a cold day for something hot, this is justification for supply and demand in ficle markets I.e. Like crack hoes..

it was so hot that the Ice cream man was runnin his freezie pop bitches

by Mr opportunity June 11, 2008