Burnt Fortune Cookie

A three-some with an asian girl & 2 black guys.

Tyrone: Ey, I'm thinkin of smashin' that oriental bitch Lucy
Lamar: Damn lemme get at dat too
Tyrone: Let's make a burnt fortune cookie

by prettyflvcko November 21, 2012

West Virginia fortune cookie

a biscuit with a food stamp in the middle

Those people went to the welfare office to get their checks and West Virginia fortune cookies

by Frosty2073 January 23, 2006

Fortune cookie cadaver

The body of a deceased person who had one or more tattoos. Some of the tattoos might offer some proverbial wisdom similar to that of a fortune cookie, others might mean nothing.

Mortician 1- Look at all these fuckin tattoos.
Mortician 2- Wow, theres writing all over their body.
Mortician 1- I know, its a fucking fortune cookie cadaver!

by Dubsandsubs May 22, 2010

empty fortune cookie

used as a descriptor
Adj;
1) impotent
2) a failure at life

You still haven't contributed to society? You are one empty fortune cookie.

Your husband must be an empty fortune cookie if you still aren't pregnant.

by Manfred Big January 11, 2011

fortune feather cookie

same as feather cookie only involving a chop stick and an asian

Chow Young Fat's ass really hurts after that last fortune feather cookie

by Frank the Tank October 29, 2004

fortune cookie tongue

any asian with a lisp

shes hot but she has a fortune cookie tongue

by the friendly farmer November 27, 2010

American Fortune Cookie

The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.

"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."

by Dadornetto January 6, 2018