fortaev

fortaev is the best g idle stan.

“Fortaev is the best g idle stan”

by ahins.lvr June 25, 2021

Forageous

Reconnectimg with someone you forget was gorgeous and seeing them in person for the first time, because of the pandemic you only saw them virtually

Rory you're forageous, fckkk the pandemic

by Emhot April 15, 2022

Footage

Yeah I'll just go to my manager and say "Hey, can I have the last years worth of video and audio?" and then I'll go to Aaron and say "Hey can I have all the writing you've been withholding?" And then I'll go back in time and record all of the instances they're referencing and then we'll just cross-reference those 3 things and even if I demonstrate that it's happening now you're just going to say "well you were still mean to the fucking retard and you think women are wrong so REEE! BURN THE HERETIC!" And then I stab your kids and then nothing will matter because I'll be dead!

Hym "Shocking footage uncovered! Retard sex-cult exposed!"

by Hym Iam February 24, 2024

Fartage

The gas that is expelled through the anus when solid mass is expected to pass.

I experienced fartage upon my last visit to the lavatory

by Obi-Wanky Nobi June 23, 2024

Footagekhor

Person who is always trying to force the limelight on themselves, even when they have nothing to do with the relevant event

She is such a footagekhor, literally snatched the mic away at the pride event to speak for an hour as a cis-hetero girl

by Abductor July 1, 2025

Power Footage

Accidentally kicking the power strip under your desk resulting in pure silence quickly followed by a sigh since your computer, fan, and monitors all just went dead.

I just lost a great post to a blog due to a power footage, damn I hate it when I cause my own pain!!

by corkvpn November 24, 2009

Morning forager

Someone who forages either in their laundry basket or the fridge/cabinet when late in the morning. Usually, they appear around laundry and shopping days.

Helene realized on the morning of the big meeting that all her good clothes were in the basket, so she morning foraged, and found something un-smelly enough.

"Honey, get up!" a mom shouted. "You have a test today, and it'll take to long if you become a morning forager!"

by Xina Serene December 2, 2011