fork

A pronged eating utensil.
see also lung

Peter: Lois, um, go get the medical dictionary and look up "fork" and "lung."
Lois: Why?
Peter: Time is a factor, Lois.

by Meatbal1z January 24, 2009

forking

sticking forks into someone's yard - usually forms words or pictures
-yard grafitti
can be used to laugh at a friend or to piss off an enemy

"We were bored last night, so we forked my ex-boyfriend"

by s9xss23h86q5 August 15, 2004

forking

1. sexual intercourse, especially missionary or anal sex. Coined as the likely consequence of spooning.

2. sticking plastic dinner forks into someone's yard in the dead of night, similar to teepeeing or hotdogging.

1. while Jordan imagined he and Julia's spooning turning into forking, he found himself sporking her, and hastily switched to knifing.

2. Jordan had to run from Julia's angry dad when he was spotted forking their manicured front lawn.

by Jezloop October 17, 2008

forking

a word to use instead of fucking

omg jenny you forking whore

by belle 4 dai <3333 March 15, 2008

forked

past of forking. when a group of people got together and rammed plastic forks into someone's yard late at night while everyone was sleeping. The target is normally a teacher or professor. In the south forking is considered a form of endearment. In the north, it is considered to be disrespectful. Normally accompanied by rolling.

The prof got forked last night!

by Jinju August 1, 2010

Forked!

Function:Verb
When an album (particularly a torrent) is completely neglected until pitchfork deems it tasteworthy, at which point it is downloaded (or bought in the rare case) like hotcakes.

You're such a forker, you never would have Forked! that album had pitchfork not best-new-musicized it.

by Reginald Linux October 27, 2007

forking

the act of scratching your back with a fork. the longer, the better. Also can be used for scratching of the ass, as well as balls, just be careful not to scratch to hard.

Dave, stop forking your ass!

by kate mctiernan August 12, 2007