I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK

turn it off then

person1: I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK.
person of infinite knowledge: just turn it off
person1: thankyou, is there anyway i can repay you for this kindness?
person of infinite knowledge: ligma.
person1: wha-
person of infinite knowledge: LIGMA BALLS!

by AAAHHHHHH IM STUCK IN Caps..oh July 11, 2021

I forgot you Exist

People use this term when they damn well know that person exists, the real answer to that remark is that they are still left pressed and angsty at a most likely superior individual that got them pissed, not too long ago, to make themselves feel better about themselves because they probably got intensely bullied by the person they "forgot they existed" about.

Person 1: It's me bitch. You remember me?
Person 2: I forgot you existed. You're totally irrelevant to me now.
Person 1: I found out you were making a discussion OF me, with your friends, Lay off the lying hoe and man the f*ck up.
Person 2: Who cares. You're so full of yourself, (and better than me) , that I had to make myself feel a little better by saying I forgot you existed. Leave me alone!

by hisdemise2 May 30, 2022

I forgot

When you want your ass fatally penetrated by two random furry egirls while playing minecraft.

Example:
A : I forgot
Two random furry egirls : oh baby you're quite thirsty aren't you
A : *Gets penetrated* (fatally)

by Vi. May 13, 2023

You forgot Poland

What you say to a person when you have been one-upped by said person in an argument or debate of some sort. Pretty much just lets you try to get the last word in when you have no other retort.

Person A: "Oh man! We got jumped by like twelve guys and kicked all their asses!"
Person B: "Actually there were three; Steve McPeterson, Dave Ellis, and that guy that works the Wendy's drive-thru."
Person A: "Well, you forgot Poland."

by Prox March 19, 2005

i forgot what i was gonna say

something that every normal human being does. sometimes it has to do with having a lot on your mind, such as stress

person 1: yo man
person 2: whats up
person 1: wait, i forgot what i was gonna say

by babygirlbitch12313 January 27, 2022

you forgot blueberries

A phrase that originated from a viral video of two children making fruit salad.

A: You forgot blueberries.
B: I already said blueberries!
A: Now that is the bestest... it's yumma!

by blueeeee August 8, 2022

You forgot the homework

What you say when you wanna annoy everyone. Consequences include: No more friends, no more respect, getting jumped, getting murdered, getting bullied and more...

Tyler: Hey, Mrs Brown, you forgot the homework!
Every student: Kys

by Smurkio October 27, 2023