honest boner

An erection that is 100% spontaneous and almost always uncontrollable. Typically happening early teen years but rarely past the early 20s.

I have to be careful around Zooey b/c she gives me an honest boner so easily.

by matt5000 June 27, 2010

honest to blog

A term that should be destroyed immediately. No explanation needed, just hearing makes you want to break something.

Honest to blog, don't fucking say it!

by 123_fake_street April 17, 2008

to be completely honest

Filler phrase so you can quick come up with a random statement. Often followed by a very unthoughtful statement that the person did not in fact mean to say.

Other ways it can be used is if you are in fact trying to be honest.

1. To be completely honest, I really think you complain too much... Wait I didn't phrase that right!

2. Gavin-To be completely honest, saltwater is actually okay to drink large amounts of.

Mike-Actually that is false

Gavin-Well I guess it is a difference of opinion.

by M.F.Rogers June 30, 2009

Lesbie-honest

Term for an obvious lesbian who's not out of the closet yet.

We know your story.... Lesbie-honest.

by Pandamnation May 16, 2012

as honest as frank

A little less harsh than "let me be frank with you"

Serious man, don't do that again. I'm being as honest as frank with you. Don't make me act a fool.

by Big Yus July 20, 2008

honest boner

An erection achieved without the assistance of ED medication, like Viagra or Cialis.

I've gotten so used to this stuff, I haven't had an honest boner in years.

by red_rager January 16, 2011

honest living

To work hard at a job earning a paycheck

She makes an honest living by working at the bakery during the week.

by Dohmain March 23, 2016