Fowinkle

n. (aka "Fo-Fo") An overstimulated, hormonal, alcoholic woman. She likes to flirt with extremely young men and thrust her large melons at them. She has a thing for throwing baby birds against glass windows and hates roaches with the intensity of one thousand suns. She will try to recruit you to join her fleet of breast soldiers by telling you that you are her "mind-twin". She is obsessed with the holocaust. If you tell her you are Jewish, you will not only get an automatic 'A' in her class but she will also bump you up to commander in her student army. Watch out for this demon woman. She is illusive and may one day become a drama teacher which will make her even more difficult to spot.

"Oh man, I hooked up with this really young kid last night."

"Dang, you pulled a Fowinkle."

by pouhi9gftvugyijk May 26, 2008

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fopiniact

similar to a fopinion in that it's a hybrid of the words fact and opinion. Fopiniact is unique in that it refers to the human error of stating opinion as fact without any regard to it's accuracy as such, or giving validation to the existence of others who would have different views. Fopiniacts are often stated when a personal agenda is being challenged or presented.

"Dogs are better to have as pets than cats." is a fopiniact.

"I think dogs are better to have as pets than cats" is an opinion.

"Dogs are not cats." is a fact

by moxieblue April 27, 2011

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Forfing

Slang for Saying you are gonna do something that you never do

Jim: hey Man U wanna go smoke some ganja
Bob: Sure man I will just not right now
Jim: Damn you forfing.

by YungWilky April 14, 2018

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ffing

An abbreviation for "Flirty Fishing", a tactic used by the Children of God cult (also known as The Family International, Teens for Christ, COG, The Family of Love and The Family) would use to recruit new members by sending female acolytes to bars and other establishments of ill repute to have sex with men in order to convert them to Christianity. The term "ffing" became widely used when members became aware people knew what "flirty fishing" was, and therefore needed to be more coy and obfuscate the name of the tactic their cult was based around.

I got over a dozen guys to join The Family by ffing!

Truly its easier for a woman to get into the kingdom of god than a man.

by big bobs house of feces October 11, 2023

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fafinaf

1. The Crust on your eyes when you wake up at 2.
2. That fucking annoying furry lid on the toilet seat that falls in the middle of a piss.
3. A case of morning wood when you have company in your room.

1. Fafinaf can not be used in a setence. It is just there.

by fierce March 17, 2004

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