FMTPO

Abbreviation of "For me to poop on." Popularised by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog of "Late Night with Conan O'Brian" fame.

"Yeah, Kirk. That was great acting, Kirk, really great acting...FMTPO!!!" - Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to William Shatner on the occasion of his visit to the "Late Night with Conan O'Brian" show, regarding Shatner's acting in the original television series "Star Trek."

by Thoros of Myr March 16, 2006

Fmipple

Can mean whatever you would like it to.

~WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FMIPPLE!!!!!
~hey hows it going my little fmipple.
~Look at him fmipple that thing!
~She's so fmipple...

by ~Doo~ January 29, 2009

FMITE

Fuck me in the eye

FMITE this sucks balls

by kronerqurl March 23, 2011

fmitawash

sometime in the not to distant past when tele tubbies play with your mind

Used when somethin bizzarre or unbelievable happens. Fuck me in the arse with a shoe horn!, that dog just exploded!

by Big Dog July 7, 2004

FMITB

FMITB stands for Fuck Me In The Butt.

Ali Breitenbach of yorktown invented this saying. she is a genius so please. use FMITB today!

Bri- ugh i have a bio test next period and i didnt study! FMITB
Alix- ahaha your gonna fail!

by alixxxx April 1, 2010

FMITAR

short for Fuck Me In The Ass Running

when something is going totally the opposite way of how you play it out in your mind

man i was racing and i crashed FMITAR

by jq mack daddy August 30, 2009

fitpissed

the emotion that occurs when one realizes they have experienced a fitmiss(failing to wear a Fitbit)

Halfway up Mt St Helens on my hike I realized it was a fitmiss--I was so fitpissed not to get credit for all those steps!

by chuck67 October 9, 2016