feces occurs

A clever way of saying, "Shit happens."

My portfolio lost 22 percent of its value in the recent market correction. Oh, well: Feces occurs.

by chadsuperhero December 16, 2013

verbal feces

A more advanced form of what comes out of the mouth when shit talking. Typically influences the defacing of character while allowing the one talking to remain sophisticated and to save face, instead of degrading himlherself in the process

Sasha's excrement consists of only verbal feces.

by Dabel September 23, 2008

The Feces Touch

When everything you touch turns to shit. The opposite of The Midas Touch.

Agreed. He has the Feces Touch.

by Pistol Pete Maravich February 20, 2011

Urine and Feces

Something Dennis Prager likes.

Pennis Drager: All this gender confusion can only end up producing URINE AND FECES! I'm Dennis Prager from Prager Universe City. To help keep these videos free, follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and PornHub.

by bashfulwizardryinarcs December 18, 2021

faeces

A lump of steaming shit.

My kid just laid faeces on your mum's clothes. Steaming...

by BISTO!!!!!!!! February 7, 2003

faeces

1: It's like feces, but British.
2: Quite simply put, a turd or log. Or for you more uncouth chaps - shit.

Brit 1: "I say lad, what's that steaming pile of brown stuff?"
Brit 2: "Why that's faeces kind sir. Pass my crumpet and tea."
Brit 3: "Good show!"

by Meat Slapper November 6, 2007

Fecesbook

Nickname for the social networking website Facebook, and the namesake company that operates it.
The nickname reveals the low opinion of a sizeable portion of the public with regard to Facebook.
Criticism ranges from privacy concerns, to crap applications indigestion, to health issues resulting from the act of 'poking' other people.

Oh, don't tell me you're on Fecesbook too!!

by vruz September 2, 2009