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fleshlight

a sex toy for men. there are four parts: a sturdy plastic case shaped like a flashlight, an end cap to control suction, a lid to close the fleshlight when not in use and the insert itself. the insert feels like those gooey toy things that stick to surfaces and come in 25 cent bulk vending machines.
Whore: hey stud, $50 for a blowjob and some anal
Man: fuck off bitch, I have my fleshlight!
by Phil the Pill August 31, 2006
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God's Flashlight

The sun after a long night of much drugs and alchohol. especially when it comes as a surprise that the sun is up all of a sudden.
check it. we is going to party to we see God's Flashlight
by erik f. neumann February 8, 2005
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FLESHLIGHT GANG

Fleshlight gang is the name of the fan base for the cum gargling rapper LIL PINK and the most decated member of this cult is Tommy Wengerd.
Join the fleshlight gang today mother fucker or i'm goin eat yo ass.
by LIL PINK March 31, 2019
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Flashlight Effect

When a male/female takes a face selfie, and turns on flash which makes the persons face appear better. Blemishes, scars, etc. become transparent
Cassidy: hey dude i met this awesome chick last night on instagram bro
Jack: Stellar! Are you gonna date her?
Cassidy: well, yea-
Malcomn: wait! let me see a picture of her
Cassidy: well you can't really see her face, the picture has a lot of flash
Malcomn: The flashlight effect dude....
Cassidy: rats...
by akunissinuka May 8, 2014
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flashtights

When the sun beams down on your leggings/tights and everything underneath is completely visible.
Oh no, Baby, what is you doing? You have flashtights.
by Rkw0220 July 6, 2018
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Fleshlight that cries

A current or former tHoT that laments being unable to have a long term relationship.
Sally: I accrued a bodycount of 87 in my twenties, but every time I mention it now I get ghosted by my date.

Bob: Okay, fleshlight that cries.
by Augustisimus July 26, 2022
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Italian Fleshlight

When you take two pieces of bread and shove salami in it to make an oval shape and use tomato sauce for lube and fuck it.
I'm horny, lemme grab my Italian Fleshlight!!!
by WhitestKnight January 15, 2020
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