fatass

someone of fat nature with multiple chins and scrumptious love handles.

greg, your such a fatass...

by Eric Millman August 7, 2005

fatass

a girl, with a fat ass.

Baby, you're a fatass. WHAT? You have a fat, ass. Oh, thanks. :)

by UGLYBLACKKID3 May 6, 2011

fatass monkey

A term for the female genitals. Primarily based on prominence, and/or thickness. Can also be applied to goodness, see example below. There is really only one correct construction of this term, it must be used as in the example.

"Bitch got a fatass monkey."

by fattfreddie January 15, 2008

Fatass-Asaurus

An INCREDIBLY fat person.
Such a fatass that they are as big as a dinosaur.

Jennifer waddled down the hallway and almost rolled it. 'Fatass-asaurus.' Bill muttered at her.

by XelaxXxaleX March 17, 2009

Fatasstrophe

A catastrophic event caused by a fat person. Often happens at fast-food places, hospitals or at you mothers house.

Liam: "Damn there was a fire at Mc. Donalds yesterday and no one could get out of there."
Nik: "Why?"
Liam: "No one was slim enough to get out of the doorway."
Nik: "Wow, that was a real fatasstrophe."

by sNilli May 28, 2013

Fatassing

Verb. To procrastinate or find unimportant activities with the purpose to simply annoy people for your own pleasure. Such activities include; aimlessly wondering around in someone's office, blablabla-ing with friends online while munching on food for the purpose of munching or otherwise focusing on being an nuisance.

Q: Honey why are you walking around in my office with a piece of KFC stuck in your mouth while blablabla-ing with your friends?

A: Oh I'm just fatassing around

Q: Well don't it's annoying.

A: I know. That's why I'm a fat-ass.

by UncleTomTheGreat August 3, 2017

Fatass

A pussy ass bitch beaner named Emilio Cardenas

If fatass Emilio sits on you, you will die!

by Emiliofatass February 18, 2020