fistationist

A person whom is a professional FISTER and Loves to gape your dad.

John cena straight fisted and gaped George Washington harder than any fisting you could EVER imagine. a Fistationist with a true career.

by ANoN2k2020 February 13, 2020

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cognitive distortion

an instance in which our minds trick us into believing a falsehood, or something that is not true.

girl 1: i dont want to go to the party! everyone will laugh at my dress.
girl 2: you don't know that! you're jumping to conclusions; and that's a cognitive distortion.

by crestfallendays July 31, 2018

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blond distortion

An experiance by a hetero man when he sees a girl with long blond hair. The girl may or may not be fugly but he will but unsure for sometime.

She is really a brute, when I banged here I was under blong distortion.

by Maximus August 6, 2003

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Fistation

After someone has been fisted they are in fistation

I was in such a fistation after he came round

by Fistictuon July 30, 2016

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Noun.
A form of spanglish and other made up words used widely in the Miami Lakes and Hialeah areas of South Florida. Founded by two brothers Andre and Migz Arellano circa 1998 and since then it has spread to the local scene in said area.

"Most teenagers in Miami Lakes and Hialeah now speak to each other in distortion language."

by Chingon December 16, 2005

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