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butt fissure

A crack in your ass, literally. May cause proliferate bleeding, see a doctor.
I ate a bunch of glass for breakfast and the next day I had a butt fissure, who knew?
by Flaquita September 1, 2008
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anal fissure

The breaking of the skin around and inside the anus, generally caused by the skin being stretched too far. Some bleeding may occur as a result.

Anal fissure is typically caused by sexual acts which involve the insertion of anything large into the anus. Anal sex alone can cause anal fissure, though this is highly unlikely if enough lubrication is used (and, if the penetrating partner is careful).

It is more likely to occur during sexual acts such as fisting.
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by atomicblue February 11, 2009
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Anal Fissure

When an ass crack gets open sooooooo far that the tissue of youre anus rips, enabling lava to eject from ur anus.
Oh shit.... My anus just fissured (anal fissure)
by Fissured January 26, 2007
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FISSION MAILED

A term loosely meaning that you have been embarrassed to the highest degree, similar to pwned and You Got Served

Origin: Metal Gear Solid 2 near the end of the game, there's a screen that says that very phrase that's supposed to mimic the "Mission Failed" message you get when you normally die in said game.
Dude, your girlfriend sucked my cock last night! FISSION MAILED!
by DANfan February 20, 2005
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fissefrikadelle

Et andet og meget sjovere ord for tissekone
Hun havde en lækker og slimet fissefrikadelle
by DenSejesteIHeleVerden December 27, 2017
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fissefyrsfrits

A boy with a certain type of hair. Mostly middle-parted or curly hair. This style can often be seen on a fuckboy or a player.
"Oh, look at that dude. He has the fissefyrsfrits"
"Omg yes, he's probably a fuckboy"
by Fnug1234 April 14, 2020
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atomic fission

A term coined by people that don't know what nuclear fission is....
Nexon Developer A: "Hey what's that thing that makes atom bombs go pow?"
Nexon Developer B: "uuuh idunno let's google it." *googles* "It says fission but I don't know which type."
Nexon Developer A: "Let's just call it Atomic Fission, no one will notice."
*queue 4 years later of people bitching about it in the forums*
Nexon Developer B: "Should we change it?"
Nexon Developer A: "Naaaah"
by ThatOneNerdyBitch February 16, 2017
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