Fransisco The Mad Fingerer

A lesser known historical figure born in Versailies, France in 1684. Fransisco is widely considered ahead of his time in regards to non-coital sexual activities. It is commonly believed that Fransisco was the creator of the sexual act known as fingering. During his adolescent years, it is believed Fransisco fingered over 200 women. He was eventually expelled from LaFolette’s School for Boys after administrators read accounts of all his fingering in his diary. After being expelled from school Fransisco reportedly went on a massive fingering rampage spanning the years 1692 until 1715. During said rampage Fransisco is believed to have fingered around 3,000 women, 300 men, 14 goats, and one ostrich, earning him the name of “The Mad Fingerer.” Eventually, Fransisco was bested by a younger Dutchman by the name of Hein Van Eriksson. As written by an eyewitness, Eriksson bested Fransisco by fingering his anal cavity, causing a deep state of depression for Fransisco. Knowing he was no longer the best fingerer in the land Fransisco ran up on his own sword and died in January of 1734. However, Fransisco’s legacy remains today as he is still recognized as the greatest fingerer of all time. Actually, France celebrates his heroic legacy by having “Fransisco Fingers Day” every June 17th, on this holiday young Frenchman indulge in their fantasies and roam the streets of France, fingering every woman in sight without fear of sexual harassment charges.

Fransisco The Mad Fingerer invented the art of fingering.

by GNK.Monkey69 July 1, 2020

Fingerless February

you can’t finger yourself or even marturbate for a month.

emma: i can’t wait to finger myself it’s been a long day!
mya: you can’t! it’s fingerless february!
emma: aww man! i guess i’ll just wait until march...

by BaddestBitchPeriod14 January 8, 2020

Fingerless Gloves

Gloves without fingers, traditionally worn by those under the influence of a boombox or while in a rainbow coalition of dancing.

It was a rainbow coalition of dancing, waaaaaaaaaoooooooooh! everyone was wearing fingerless gloves

by The Vested Suitcase March 14, 2011

fingered

when a guy sticks his fingers in a girls coochy then he touches and plays with her g-spot.

man! .. last night my boyfriend fingered me so hard, that my legs went numb!

by Susie June 23, 2003

six fingered windowlicker

resident of small town originating from same place particularly for example wellingborough in northants UK. similar to chav in usage but more implication that their parents took a dip in the shallow end of the gene pool - they were possibly first cousins.

I saw loads of six fingered windowlickers out last saturday in Welly - think they caught the special bus from the Hemmingwell.

by chopsie May 13, 2004

Fingered

(1) to accuse someone of something or to point blame.
(2) to insert ones fingers in a woman’s vagina or anus for sexual stimulation.

(1) Dave was fingered by his boss at work for stealing.
(2) Joe fingered Laura in his car after there first date.

by Maxwell December 27, 2004

Toe Fingered

To have short stubby fingers resembling toes.

Having a short stubby penis resembling a toe.

He is so toe fingered that he can't just push one button on the elivator.

You're a toe fingered fuck!

by Mike Rotch Hertz April 22, 2004