6 definitions by GNK.Monkey69
While many of these other definitions about the art of fingering are true, the rich history of fingering is often not included. The origins of this non-coital sex act are in Versailes, France in the late 1600s. Invented from a man who was way ahead of his time by the name of Fransisco The Mad Fingerer who reportedly fingered upwards of 3,000 women during his fingering rampage known as the “Reign of Fransisco’s Fingers.” Fransisco is widely recognized as the first and greatest fingerer of all time, and his lasting legacy is obviously still seen today. So next time you find your fingers in your girlfriend’s vagina, make sure you thank Fransisco!
by GNK.Monkey69 July 2, 2020
A glorious holiday celebrated every June 17th in France commemorating the legacy of Fransisco The Mad Fingerer. During the holiday young Frenchman under the age of 29 scour the streets of France, and finger every woman in sight without fear of legal repercussions or sexual harassment charges. Young men eagerly wait all year for this day to indulge in their fingering fantasies. Prime Minister of France, Édouard Phillipe, is facing strict sanctions and threats to be removed from the United Nations by other member states if he does not discontinue the holiday. However, Phillipe rightfully claims the legacy of Fransisco the Mad Fingerer is too important to the history of France and his legacy must be celebrated. As of now, this holiday will continue to be celebrated.
Son: Daddy can we watch a Toy Story tonight?
Dad: Sorry son, I can’t today, it’s Fransisco Fingers Day.
Dad: Sorry son, I can’t today, it’s Fransisco Fingers Day.
by GNK.Monkey69 July 2, 2020
An excuse for young women to have sexual relations with many partners thus earning them a spot in “the streets.”
by GNK.Monkey69 July 6, 2020
The sexual act of inserting an extension cord (connected to a power source) into the anus of a female before intercourse. Around five minutes into coitus she will begin to feel electric shocks coursing through her body. During orgasm many women report feeling “the very essence of Nikola Tesla” tapping in to their mind, body, and soul. As reported by Elon Musk, nearly all women who have tried the Tesla Tap-In describe it as a “very wholesome” experience.
Brittany: Have you and Brad ever tried the Tesla Tap-In?
Ashley: No, but I want to, what’s it like?
Brittany: It’s AMAZING, the electricity coursing up and down your body feels great! You can really feel the spirit of Nikola Tesla when you cum!
Ashley: No, but I want to, what’s it like?
Brittany: It’s AMAZING, the electricity coursing up and down your body feels great! You can really feel the spirit of Nikola Tesla when you cum!
by GNK.Monkey69 July 2, 2020
A lesser known historical figure born in Versailies, France in 1684. Fransisco is widely considered ahead of his time in regards to non-coital sexual activities. It is commonly believed that Fransisco was the creator of the sexual act known as fingering. During his adolescent years, it is believed Fransisco fingered over 200 women. He was eventually expelled from LaFolette’s School for Boys after administrators read accounts of all his fingering in his diary. After being expelled from school Fransisco reportedly went on a massive fingering rampage spanning the years 1692 until 1715. During said rampage Fransisco is believed to have fingered around 3,000 women, 300 men, 14 goats, and one ostrich, earning him the name of “The Mad Fingerer.” Eventually, Fransisco was bested by a younger Dutchman by the name of Hein Van Eriksson. As written by an eyewitness, Eriksson bested Fransisco by fingering his anal cavity, causing a deep state of depression for Fransisco. Knowing he was no longer the best fingerer in the land Fransisco ran up on his own sword and died in January of 1734. However, Fransisco’s legacy remains today as he is still recognized as the greatest fingerer of all time. Actually, France celebrates his heroic legacy by having “Fransisco Fingers Day” every June 17th, on this holiday young Frenchman indulge in their fantasies and roam the streets of France, fingering every woman in sight without fear of sexual harassment charges.
by GNK.Monkey69 July 2, 2020
Popular term amongst the homosexual mountain climbing enthusiast community referring to the act of giving felatio whilst repelling down a precipitous cliffside. A common fallacy is that the use of Patagonia Ropes enhances the experience of rope head due to the misnomer that these lead to more taintal vibrations. However, the veracity of the matter is all ropes lead to an amazing experience with rope head.
Jack: Wanna give me some Rope Head when we repel down Mt. Killamingaro.
Luke: Yes, I want your taint in my face too.
Luke: Yes, I want your taint in my face too.
by GNK.Monkey69 July 7, 2020