A glorious holiday celebrated every June 17th in France commemorating the legacy of Fransisco The Mad Fingerer. During the holiday young Frenchman under the age of 29 scour the streets of France, and finger every woman in sight without fear of legal repercussions or sexual harassment charges. Young men eagerly wait all year for this day to indulge in their fingering fantasies. Prime Minister of France, Édouard Phillipe, is facing strict sanctions and threats to be removed from the United Nations by other member states if he does not discontinue the holiday. However, Phillipe rightfully claims the legacy of Fransisco the Mad Fingerer is too important to the history of France and his legacy must be celebrated. As of now, this holiday will continue to be celebrated.

A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.