Orlando Fish Finder

When a man will only fuck the dirtiest, smelliest, rottenest, wretched pussy that you know or will ever know, and anybody else that you know will know. He can no longer get with a nice pussy because that no longer satisfies him. This pussy is usually found in the worst of living conditions.

Jerry found himself in the most decrepit part of town once again. He strolled the back alleys and the dirtiest bars looking for that one special smell he knew he had to have. His friends knew it before he did and he didn't want to admit it, he was changed forever. Jerry is now an Orlando Fish Finder.

by Drpun May 18, 2009

mine finder

A mine finder is a worthless 'member' of society. Someone who doesn't contribute to the world and would be better served standing on a land mine so that innocent farmers and villages in places like Cambodia wouldn't. Their greatest contribution to the world would be in death, spread over a paddock.

John: Hey, did you see that dickhead druggie passed out on the train today.
Jimmy: Yeah, another mine finder in need of a one way ticket to Cambodia.

by Joseph Tizzle the 2nd January 15, 2009

Nipple Finder

A Nipple Finder is someone who helps people find their nipples for them when they can't do it themselves.

"Man I had to hire a professional nipple finder to help me find my nipples for me, I had thought I lost them, turns out, they were on my chest!"

by IrreverentIzzy February 10, 2017

Fag Finder

A fag finder is someone who finds gays.
Somehow always able to pick out the gays.

-Tim"You know simrat"
-Sarah "yeah"
-Tim"she is a true fag finder"
-Sarah"yo, thas lit."

by mmmmmegan June 18, 2018

johnny depth-finder

An actor, who's most famous roles include:
-captain jack daniels on pirates of the celestial universe
-mort 'horse face' rainey on secret lindo
-jilbert snape on who's eating out jilbert snape's mom
-willy wanker on willy wanker and the black man who got caught in the chocolate river and ended up drowning, and then his family hired a lawyer and sued mr. wanker. they ended up winning in court and opposing council was forced to give up his factory 'ex libris' and it is now owned by the negro's family, hence why the candy is tainted with cocaine and tastes like shit.
-george lung on blow, a movie about oral sex.
-chicken mcchugget on that one 'ba-dah-bah-bah-bah' commercial for 'mickey d's'

fuck it, we'll do it live.

johnny depth-finder is a fuck.
someday, I may just have to throw this piece of shit out the window.

by liberalwizardtyler June 30, 2008

IED Finder

An IED Finder is an 88M in the US Army. An 88M is the MOS 'Motor Transport Operator'. The IED Finder is a glorified truck driver in the US Army. Their name is derived from the fact that they are often blown up by IEDs in the war against terror. As such they receive a large enlistment bonus and are spoiled in their AIT resulting in lack of discipline. The IED Finder also tends to be the MOS that recruiters push people with low ASVAB scores or a GED towards.

31B: "Who is that private with a smashed ass beret looking down the barrel of his weapon?"
12B: "Beats me, looks like an IED Finder."

by ixi_wixi December 12, 2009

Stud Finder

A modification of standing congress, the stud finder involves picking up the woman and having her lean back. Back parallel to the ground. Approach a wall and begin to thrust while slide stepping down the wall. After putting a couple holes in the wall, find a support (a stud) and promptly hang a picture. Hopefully you'll have a wall full of pictures... eventually.

After doing the stud finder last night a family of 4 ended up in the hospital with broken spines and 4 new Van Gogh's were hung on my wall.

by No Crabs, but I have VD October 4, 2009