The (often surprise) discovery of a penis on a woman who, it transpires, is a transexual or, in the vernacular, a ladyboy.
Hey! Did you hear about Greg last night? He clicked with a Thai girl at the bar and when he got home with her he found she had a filly willy! Dude, was he shocked!
by Jeremyhotpepper June 04, 2011
by heinous peinous February 04, 2023
When youre shagging a guy from filbert village and they cannot get it up, due to the high amount of substances in their system (i.e. Drugs, alcohol).
by Bossman42068 December 03, 2020
You look so good in “No filly slime”
by Goatindy1999 June 29, 2019
by ilovelukehemmingsandfinnwolfha March 16, 2018
(n.) The act of you licking a penis and then the owner of the penis inserts it into your ear. It's like a wet willy, but with a dick.
Person 1: "Dang, my ear hurts!"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "I have swimmers ear!"
Person 2: "But you don't know how to swim!"
Person 1: "I know! Peter gave me a Wet Filly."
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "I have swimmers ear!"
Person 2: "But you don't know how to swim!"
Person 1: "I know! Peter gave me a Wet Filly."
by pumbaa February 06, 2013
Two gay men driving around trying to pretend they are straight by attempting to yell at girls through the window. But rather than actually yelling something useful to pick them up, they yell something ridiculous like "DOHHHH!" and then boyishly giggle about it in the car. Then they go home and have gay sex and grand pappy smash each other.
Dialogue of a Filly Run:
Bobby: Hey Dan... look there's a girl.
Danny: Cool man.
Bobby: Wanna try to talk to her?
Danny: Nahh
Bobby & Danny: (out the window to the female) DOOOOHHHHH!
Danny: Let's go have gay sex.
Bobby: Yeah, definitely. And grand pappy smash each other too!
Bobby & Danny: OH YEAH!
Bobby: Hey Dan... look there's a girl.
Danny: Cool man.
Bobby: Wanna try to talk to her?
Danny: Nahh
Bobby & Danny: (out the window to the female) DOOOOHHHHH!
Danny: Let's go have gay sex.
Bobby: Yeah, definitely. And grand pappy smash each other too!
Bobby & Danny: OH YEAH!
by Parkway July 09, 2006