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Fifth of July

The holiday after the 4th of July. People finish shooting their fireworks.
Fourth of July is already over?

Yes, but we can still shoot our remaining fireworks. Fifth of July is also a holiday, you know.
by 45dollars February 7, 2013
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Fifth Grade

The grade before middle school when you are ten, think your twenty, if you got to a public school the kids curse publicly and frequently and listen to indie rock and call it normal, if you go to private school kids basically try to ruin your life and they always curse in private, but are snitches and tell on you for touching their laptop.
Also, they think random things are incredibly hilarious.
Public School Boy 1- F*** cheese!
Public School Boy 2- I like pie, ok you a**?

Private School Girl 1- So, what do you think of her?
Private School Girl 2- Shes mean.
1- What do you really think??
2- Well, shes kinda a B****
1- I'm telling, because we are only in fifth grade!
by private school girl 22 January 8, 2010
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fifth floor

A threatening term used to describe oneself or another person hanging themselves. Yes it might be too soon to use such a term after someone has actually killed themselves, but it only brightens the mood in the room.
Dude, im gunna fifth floor your ass!
by grifficruel November 30, 2009
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fifth column

A group within a state that attempts to subvert and weaken the state in order to assist an enemy. First used during the Spanish Civil War.
The characterization of leftists in the United States as a Communist 'fifth column' by the McCarthyist witchhunters survives today in post-9/11 America; only now Arabs and Muslims are blacklisted.
by LudwigVan October 1, 2004
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fifth street lawyer

The biggest insult one can offer up to a Washington DC attorney -- especially one with an office on 15th Street.

DC Superior Court is on 5th Street, and cheap lawyers hang around there waiting for court-appointed cases. They are the bottom-feeders in an industry already consisting of scum-suckers.
Don't you ever call me a Fifth Street lawyer again, or I'll sue you!
by England phi beta gamma January 22, 2008
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Fifth World

The internet. So called because it is the 'electronic frontier' not quite under the jurisdiction of any one government, where everyone browses at their own risk and antivirus software is a must.
There are no rules in the Fifth World, netizen.
by MatthiasFW July 7, 2007
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Fifth and a Friend

A drinking party theme, where you and a friend are zip-tied together until the fifth of alcohol you’ve brought is finished. Prepare the buckets boys
Hey you wanna pair up for Fifth and a Friend on Saturday night?”
“Sure, but you’ll prolly be getting barf on your shoes”
by Oz9090 September 28, 2021
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