fhore

A fat whore.

I hate her. She is such a fhore.

by josh_w January 13, 2009

foner stucked

1. so stoned you are stone fucked 2. you are to the point where words leaving your mouth no longer make sense

1. Oh man I smoked that whole half, I am foner stucked.

2. guy1:" Man his ting fang shagged nug fligwam fuhhhhhhhh, dang dude."
guy2: "oh man I think you're foner stucked status."

by PhonyMcStuckerDoogle January 23, 2010

Foney

Someone who pretends to have cash in real life and makes fun of "poorons" to flex online for girls normally associated in Roblox games. There's generally no way of telling whether or not someone is really rich in real life but these guys are easy to read.

Bro john is such a fucking Foney he doesn't even have a benz I looked him up

by smartmandictionary June 15, 2022

fooney

the -good- way to say funny :D
usually said with a -fooney- voice
used for things that are stupid funny :D

p1: Stacey has a big nose
p2: haaaaa fooney

:D

by BUDDHA! April 23, 2009

CrayCray Fooness

CrayCray Fooness

crazy crazy foolishness

"Man, that party was Awesome"
"craycray fooness fosho-sho"

by YuniQ9 January 20, 2014

Fonejack

To seize control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. divert it from reason and logic. (Used in the television show 'Fonejacker', shown on E4.)

I'd like to get a fonejack, by Terry Tibbs.

by Fats Million August 22, 2007

Assassin Fone

1. The ultimate fone used by ultimate people. Buyers include Chuck Norris, Samuel L Jackson, Sean Connery, Benicio Del Toro, Russel Crowe, the nine members of the Wu-Tang Clan, Baby from who framed roger rabbit, Keanu Reeves, X-President Regan, Milla Jovovich, And the bald guy from Reign of Fire.
2. A fone that instead of having internet capabilities or hands free set up, has a tazer, retractable spikes, cyanide and arsenic compartments, choke cable, GPS with listings to convienent body dump sites, and a self destruction device.

"What was the man strangled with?"
"It looks like it was done with an Assassin fone!"

by Assassin Fone Inc. January 2, 2009