Jules fergus

An absolute God who gets all the pussy they ever want,

Yo it's jules fergus, what a god

by WtfRUdoinStepBro January 15, 2021

Fergus, Ontario

A small town no one in the gta knows of. Full of bad soundcloud rappers and a bunch of boys who think they’re gang. Cops everywhere. You’re most likely to be arrested and charged for dumb shit.

“fergus, ontario yutes eh, always thinking they hard”

by nicknameismebjadf December 14, 2019

fergus

the name of the most annoying thing ever and always gets on peoples nerves.

“ugh there he goes again, it’s fergus.”

by Rah mate April 13, 2022

Fergus

Uncle;

brother of your father or your mother;

slang. Older male mentor

Fergus is the sexiest guy you shall ever see, he has luscious locks and beautiful, twinkling eyes that invites love and affection.

He dawns a large genital and jim jam-clad.

Milch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Fergus will be at the function cuh!" - Person 1
"Oh flip yeah!!" - person 2

by SOggyOrange May 4, 2024

fergus fat ward

Fat greasy pedo shags dogs and teddy bears and pedo dad

Fergus fat ward is greasy wanker

by Joebobuuuuu December 1, 2022

Freaky Fergus

Most commonly used when you need to discuss a time you got freaky, without directly admitting yourself to doing it. Often followed by claiming that Freaky Fergus is a real person, in order to keep your alibi.

"Yeah, did you see ol' Freaky Fergus the other day pole dancing on that tree?"

"Who's Freaky Fergus?"

"He's, uh, a friend of mine. Freaky Fergus is a nickname."

by The Freaky Demoman July 13, 2025

urinal anal fergus

when you piss out your asshole

i just took a fat sh... oh wait its urine. aka urinal anal fergus

by reeeeeeererererrrreee December 13, 2019