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Fergus

Uncle;

brother of your father or your mother;

slang. Older male mentor

Fergus is the sexiest guy you shall ever see, he has luscious locks and beautiful, twinkling eyes that invites love and affection.

He dawns a large genital and jim jam-clad.

Milch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Fergus will be at the function cuh!" - Person 1
"Oh flip yeah!!" - person 2
by SOggyOrange May 4, 2024
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fergus fat ward

Fat greasy pedo shags dogs and teddy bears and pedo dad
Fergus fat ward is greasy wanker
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Freaky Fergus

Most commonly used when you need to discuss a time you got freaky, without directly admitting yourself to doing it. Often followed by claiming that Freaky Fergus is a real person, in order to keep your alibi.
"Yeah, did you see ol' Freaky Fergus the other day pole dancing on that tree?"

"Who's Freaky Fergus?"

"He's, uh, a friend of mine. Freaky Fergus is a nickname."
by The Freaky Demoman July 13, 2025
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urinal anal fergus

i just took a fat sh... oh wait its urine. aka urinal anal fergus
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Fergus Eyers

Fergus is a very 'tall' individual, with a lot of 'stature'. He has red hair and a big nose. He has a greatly exaggerated jawline and is maybe gay.
'Man Fergus Eyers has such a big 'gift', I wish he'd give me a dirty cooper'
by 100% Factual and Sourced February 28, 2023
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Fergus Smith

A person who never makes layups but can drain a half court one-handed shot with ease.
Fergus Smith just made a halfcourt again!
by thelebronjames23 June 5, 2025
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fergus fat ward

Fergus fat ward is a fat greasy prick who has a pedo dad and shags dogs and also fancies little girls
Fergus fat ward is fat and greasy
by Joebobuuuuu December 1, 2022
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