Fergus

Uncle;

brother of your father or your mother;

slang. Older male mentor

Fergus is the sexiest guy you shall ever see, he has luscious locks and beautiful, twinkling eyes that invites love and affection.

He dawns a large genital and jim jam-clad.

Milch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Fergus will be at the function cuh!" - Person 1
"Oh flip yeah!!" - person 2

by SOggyOrange May 4, 2024

fergus fat ward

Fat greasy pedo shags dogs and teddy bears and pedo dad

Fergus fat ward is greasy wanker

by Joebobuuuuu December 1, 2022

Freaky Fergus

Most commonly used when you need to discuss a time you got freaky, without directly admitting yourself to doing it. Often followed by claiming that Freaky Fergus is a real person, in order to keep your alibi.

"Yeah, did you see ol' Freaky Fergus the other day pole dancing on that tree?"

"Who's Freaky Fergus?"

"He's, uh, a friend of mine. Freaky Fergus is a nickname."

by The Freaky Demoman July 13, 2025

urinal anal fergus

when you piss out your asshole

i just took a fat sh... oh wait its urine. aka urinal anal fergus

by reeeeeeererererrrreee December 13, 2019

Fergus Eyers

Fergus is a very 'tall' individual, with a lot of 'stature'. He has red hair and a big nose. He has a greatly exaggerated jawline and is maybe gay.

'Man Fergus Eyers has such a big 'gift', I wish he'd give me a dirty cooper'

by 100% Factual and Sourced February 28, 2023

Fergus Smith

A person who never makes layups but can drain a half court one-handed shot with ease.

Fergus Smith just made a halfcourt again!

by thelebronjames23 June 5, 2025

fergus fat ward

Fergus fat ward is a fat greasy prick who has a pedo dad and shags dogs and also fancies little girls

Fergus fat ward is fat and greasy

by Joebobuuuuu December 1, 2022