Uncle;
brother of your father or your mother;
slang. Older male mentor
Fergus is the sexiest guy you shall ever see, he has luscious locks and beautiful, twinkling eyes that invites love and affection.
He dawns a large genital and jim jam-clad.
Milch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brother of your father or your mother;
slang. Older male mentor
Fergus is the sexiest guy you shall ever see, he has luscious locks and beautiful, twinkling eyes that invites love and affection.
He dawns a large genital and jim jam-clad.
Milch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by SOggyOrange May 4, 2024

by Joebobuuuuu December 1, 2022

Most commonly used when you need to discuss a time you got freaky, without directly admitting yourself to doing it. Often followed by claiming that Freaky Fergus is a real person, in order to keep your alibi.
"Yeah, did you see ol' Freaky Fergus the other day pole dancing on that tree?"
"Who's Freaky Fergus?"
"He's, uh, a friend of mine. Freaky Fergus is a nickname."
"Who's Freaky Fergus?"
"He's, uh, a friend of mine. Freaky Fergus is a nickname."
by The Freaky Demoman July 13, 2025

by reeeeeeererererrrreee December 13, 2019

Fergus is a very 'tall' individual, with a lot of 'stature'. He has red hair and a big nose. He has a greatly exaggerated jawline and is maybe gay.
by 100% Factual and Sourced February 28, 2023

by thelebronjames23 June 5, 2025

Fergus fat ward is a fat greasy prick who has a pedo dad and shags dogs and also fancies little girls
by Joebobuuuuu December 1, 2022
